I'm sorry Pip. I saw too much of "City will beat us 5-0 and then beat Burnley 5-0 and then beat every team ever 5-0" from our own fans, can't help but address the reality that that doesn't actually end up happening

Lol i came here to deliver this exact same pedantry 😅

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Inter scored 4 from 0.88 against Como... it's not impossible 😏

Football is so dumb sometimes

City the protagonists because of all them goals they score, then end up with 1 goal from 4.2xG

Should've harnessed that champion mentality to outperform xG imo

(Okay I'll shut up now)

Yeah, maybe he has just accepted he is now, which is weird because he was still insisting he was Arsenal as late as last year

Either way, it's extremely annoying

(Though I think it's fair to say he's not *really* an Arsenal fan from his behaviour at this point, even if that is his original club)

He's a known Arsenal fan, he's even said it on podcasts himself - Rice even mentioned it a few weeks back

I'm assuming he gets paid very healthily to be a City ambassador on TV though

Micah Richards, Arsenal fan, disappointed City only won 1-0

Cannot stand this guy

Always have hope for Bournemouth but they always seem to disappoint against City, Senesi loves to go walkabouts and let Haaland have a free run at goal

Hopefully different this time 🤞

Big result tonight though

I'm sure the doomers largely predicated their City title win predictions on this game being a 5-0, turns out, football is unpredictable - who knew!

Risky time to post this but City winning 1-0 and not 5-0, or even 3-0 tonight feels like a huge deal for Arsenal

Assuming this would've been the one they were expected to stat pad goal difference heavily in, and we end up level on same games played

1 against Burnley...

Rod Liddle. The journalist who freely wrote about his desire to "shag the kids" here.

These look really cool.

Burnley you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Eze coming off was kind of a crazy move too, he's like the one guy in this team who can actually score goals and came so close to doing so.

Can we please have one fucking season where no one gets injured at key moments too because this is pissing me off

Probably the biggest swing in our favour today is from Anthony Taylor giving the benefit of the doubt to Gabriel, who could've easily been facing a 3 game violent conduct ban

It's not over

Devastating blow tho

Can't look past Martinelli costing us here. Left O'Reilly wide open and directly led to the winning goal

Just win every game now

Was very supportive of martinelli sub but it's been a disaster

Completely switched off and he'd almost cost us a goal twice before that

Micah Richards is a genuine disgrace, fakest Arsenal fan ever

Woke up early with a banging hangover and all I have to say is come on Arsenal! Literally an opportunity of a lifetime let's cook that weird freak with the bottle last week

Absolutely zooted at the store after several dabs no recollection of why I'm there or who I am

If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit

I keep telling myself it's a minority but with the way the game is covered, and even posts from people I don't think are crazy, it's like the misery mindset has become endemic

prob the goal of football media tho. Asked myself the same about life challenges, AFC performances least of my problems rn

Orbinho having a moan about us being in the UCL semis for the 2nd year in a row and attempting some long balls to Gyökeres, with a vaping rant sandwiched in the middle

what a time to be an Arsenal fan, joy and happiness at every turn

you're right, but you know the lens everyone else is viewing it with atm

anything but 7-0 wins every week with beautiful flowing football is failure or the warning signs of failure.

it's why I won't read a single article or watch a single minute of sports news this week lol

a good time to intimidate them would be when we actually play them, rather than running our asses off like a bunch of kids to look scary (and ending up with 5 pulled hammies)

sometimes a football game is just about getting the result, not some massive statement

it's like everyone wants to force us to be a team we're not, with our most influential attackers unavailable.

Arsenalwith a 1-0 lead, leaning into their strengths (esp with Mosquera and Hincapié back) is the most obvious shout. I cheered every sideways pass, tackle and ball retention like a goal

genuinely, I feel like I'm on a different planet to a lot of our fans and every single "neutral" or pundit observer atm

on the UK broadcast they were very critical of us all game, like we needed to force a goal or face elimination, and overhyping Sporting's chances. We had one job.

Including one that got their whole ass league schedule rearranged for the Liverpool tie, despite walking the league title every year