The US navy will be taken apart, not by a sustained military assault by another country, but by the lack lemons on board the ships.

Finished it again, the other day. This was my last search in t’internet.

“What caused the metallic taste in mouths after Chernobyl”

Give it 10 minutes and it’ll be like….

The BBC series “Russia 1985–1999: TraumaZone” is worth a watch.

We re-watched the other week. It is a brilliant series which we will likely watch again.

There is a good set of the current crop like Eilidh Barbour, Alistair Bruce-Ball, Ian Dennis, Conor McNamara and John Murray, but, in the interest of BBC balance, there is Jonathan Pearce.

Imagine paying for that name on the back of a shirt.

Villa fan here.

Still, after all these years, one of my great pleasures is listening to sport on the radio. BBC R5L do great football coverage that is infinitly better than TV efforts.

Leave it, LEEEEAVE IT Jeff, its click bait.

Can only imagine how rare they are now.

How can one commentator ruin so many football games?

Yes I’m on about Peter Durey.

Ahh, the one the subbed out to BL in Longbridge.

There’s quite a bit to enjoy there, but, has ever a Rolls Royce evert looked as much like a 70’s/80’s era Rover? Especially the headlights.

Watch out of the towpath daffodils, you SLAAAAAG.

#toniche

Have you put too much thought into this, maybe?

I mean, I’d like him to prolapse his entire intestinal tract, mid shit-post, whilst on the shitter, but your detail…nice.

If ever there was a Ying and Yang in the chaos idea, that was it.

Excellent result. Now we just need #WHFU to get on the Spurs relegation train.

Football, eh. Fuuuuck me.

#Avfc

Ahh, the ole destroy and exit technique!

deffo get on it by midday. The bars/pubs are quieter, less bellends and, if you time it right, you are on yer way home when the crazy yoof are getting going.

We’ve deployed this tactic for a while now to our great benefit.

Double monocle?

I know. Do you WANT Spurs to stay up?

Another couple of minutes and that will be in the air in celebration.

R e s t e d M a r t i n e z The Botanist rested - Sweet Vermouth - Maraschino

Yeah, pushing on through, you know. How’s your afternoon going?

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Can someone point me to the “world‘s most not shocked.gif” in the whole wide world, please?

Whatever you do, don’t watch any Laurel and Hardy films.

Quick fix for that shite.

That was like Emu’s final command.