THIS IS AN ACTUAL BABY! Beautiful.

I volunteer for the RSPCA and attend meetings at the shelter. That’s how I got all mine. “We’ll never get a home for the moody hissy 10 year old with a skin condition…”. Same for the scared deaf one hiding under his bed….

I saw a third one giving me the eye at the shelter where I do charity work last week. I felt like he knew I was an easy mark. Been thinking about him...

Possible access to a really nice bottle of wine?

When you’re grieving you need cats. See also happy, angry, hungry, tired, relaxed, stressed…. Cats just make it better.

Facts. Just the facts.

Well condolences on the break up of your fake celebrity affair. I’m sorry to hear he is a fake asshole. I’m on your side obvs. 😂

Omg he cut YOUR hair and it was HIM with the….. I’m taking it all back. I offer you my paws of apology.

Umm…. You’re scaring me. We’ll have you heard the expression “if the cap fits”? Although I have actually offered style advice to many men in real life. NB I’m single. Can’t imagine why. 😂😂😂

AI done by a friend.

If you’re even a stroppy bitch in your fake scenarios you’ll never be in a healthy fake relationship.

100%. I lost activities and connections since I was caring for mum. Since her death I have the time back and I’m deciding which ones to pick back up and which to let die. I’m in my spring after a good hard pruning. I’m cultivating a smaller, healthier garden.

Also about 1972. Slightly sinister no?

Ha ha ha! We must not be the chosen ones. I was so looking forward to ascending. Now I have to clean the oven. So unfair.

Beautiful pic!

If he thinks it is then it is! OMG what’s actually wrong with you? It. Is. Real. Good boy Dezi. Clever boy.

I’m right on board with that! I just LOVE me some good box.

So handsome !

I know!

But yes. Yes it is.

Challenging my learnedness? Contempt. You’re going down. Take her away bailiff.

I believe him. Unjustly accused and judged free to go by Judge Tiggy.

Tiggy is crossing her paws for you!

Tiggy would like you all to admire her paws. Felt fancy AF.

These are just facts. I’m 13 and I’ve been here 4 years. Big Fat Baby Kevin is 3 and he came a year ago so I’m the senior boss cat. Even though he’s the size of a small family saloon car.

LinkedIn mate. It could have gone a way we’d have hated. But, conversely, really enjoyed! 😹

@chieftabi.bsky.social

I like her but I see why it’s unfashionable. She’s not edgy or dangerous. Just a decent role model and a seemingly decent person. The teens who like her will be the ones who are OK.

75 inches? I'd need to build another room!

I hope you zoomed in on the wall art. Fat cat and Tabitha will be pleased. It’s a print I bought at the Musee D’Orsay in Paris as a teen and it’s been in every bedroom I’ve had since.