Teenage Mutant Ninja Jurtles

Me (a shark), 5 miles away: Wait, can I smell something?

Isn't that exactly what right-wing nuts claim that socialised medicine would do?

Chapeau

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I appreciate your well thought out and thoroughly researched final rating.

Why the fuck did they think that people wanted this? Are they actually so insulated from actual humans that they have no idea that this is something that no actual person in the world wants?

I love that line, because it is so ridiculous it makes Tim Curry - a man who LIVES for the ridiculous - blatantly corpse.

Did the FeeFa logo have a FoFum logo next to it? Because that might be for the NY Giants, who play the wrong football

Are you sure that's not the real location? I heard Giant Haystacks would be there.

Instead you'll get Gavin Newsom

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.

So forgive me if I smell a rat.

It's quite sad, all these people longing for a false memory of when they were 12. Unlike me, because when I was 12 everything was objectively awesome.

It's mind-boggling that Starmer's defence appears to consist entirely of "I'm not unfit for office due to corruption, I'm unfit for office due to woeful incompetence".

Wow it's weird that this keeps happening to him. First Savile at the CPS, now this. Just wild that whenever Starmer is the most senior person in any organisation, everyone refuses to tell him what's going on.

And how's that working out? What we have here is BlueSlop

Talk about nominative determinism.

I couldn't find a picture of a horse, so I took a picture of a giraffe, used Photoshop to shorten the neck, then used Photoshop to elongate the neck.

How the hell do you even eat pasta at 60mph?

First place my mind went. "Don't pay any more, Mrs Moore!"

Fuck, it sounds like a Chinook helicopter

But Brookside getting axed wasn't funny as fuck.

Cistern of a Down

Bowling for Poop

Armando looking bewildered

Armando swearing at a plastic duck

I’m confident that a bewildered face and swearing at ducks is a solid foundation from which I can grow a successful campaign. I look forward to winning your full support. #Taskmaster

Sad to see that Axl, Slash, Duff and the others have resorted to such smut.

Either she's been visited by three ghosts, or she's an opportunist and sees which way the tide is turning.

I would call it T*tanic, so there was no profanity. I'm shocked you let that slide.

Sir, this is a McDonalds

Sounds woke to me

He could get some decent work making the set for the new series of Art Attack

I have worked in a few places where a scream therapy closet would be extremely welcome, and very well-used.