Wonder what the president will make worse today.

The president is currently trying to steal 10 BILLION DOLLARS from the American people and it’s not the main news story in the country… not even close

i think iron man convinced Americans that tech oligarchs are actually secretly cool super heroes rather than cartoonishly evil elites who believe they’re inherently better than you.

The media blackout of Jared Kushner’s historic, ongoing corruption scandal As Trump's son-in-law returns to Pakistan for more talks with Iran, major news outlets are largely ignoring an egregious

As Trump's war on Iran continues, reminder that his own son-in-law Jared Kushner — who is leading negotiations with Iran — stands to profit from lucrative contracts with its regional rivals.

War gives dictators like Trump (and his family) more power and more wealth.

"Obama needed to appear with Mamdani."

"Obama is sane-washing Mamdani."

"Mamdani is more popular than Obama."

"Obama is more popular than Mamdani."

You're all fucking weirdos for saying these things. Just enjoy the cute clips of them in a kindergarten class and shut the fuck up.

Suicidal Ideations are weird - especially when mixed with a crippling fear of death. Sometimes you can think your way out of it, and sometimes you have to write goodbye letters to everyone you know so that you can move past it. 🤣

Don’t worry, these fun thoughts have been with me since 2nd grade.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Free Docuseries Idea:

Kashing In: How The Kardashians Became America’s Richest Talentless Family

Make it such a takedown that I never have to hear about these morons ever again please.

Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs

Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-k...

Wait till you see the billion dollar “settlement” he cons out of the IRS. This is no longer a country.

Superheroes are indestructible, also you can snap their necks… #theboys logic

I guess I’m just shocked by the open pedophelia and rape story lines glorified in #Euphoria and I’m confused how anyone could find it entertaining? Just gross.

Fuck Hakeem Jeffries

Just watched the first episode of the first season of #euphoria for the first time and all I can say is… fucking gross. What a disgusting representation of young women and men and the choices they make. Why does every show lead by gross old white men over sexualize young people? Fucking pedos.

Sydney Sweeney, Renee Rapp, and Sabrina Carpenter are the same person. Idc what you say

Mental breakdowns in front of a younger sibling have to be one of life’s greatest embarrassments.

The promo image immediately looks frumpy…absolutely homophobia!!! 🤣🤦‍♂️

a man in a police uniform and tie is talking to a woman . Alt: a man in a police uniform says VINDICATION then bursts into flames

GOD IS REAL AND HER NAME IS CIRIE FIELDS #survivor50

My favorite running bit of #Survivor50 is Emily's DGAF reactions at Tribal Council 😂

I can write haikus.
What Cirie wants, Cirie gets.
Good bye Benjamin

#Suvivor50

Coach is the most annoying mediocre white man currently on tv #survivor

Jim Jordan is commenting on Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct allegations. Jordan was assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State while team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused at least 177 athletes. Multiple wrestlers testified under oath they told Jordan. He did nothing. He was never charged.

Like recognize like

Good, now do entertainment companies…everything we watch, especially the news is all owned by the same people

Holy crap! 😍

Spoiler alert: He is, and his existence is the most provable thing that has ever happened in the history of Christianity. The fact that so many “Christians” have flocked to him is only further proof of the prophecy. Christians must repent immediately!

Virginia Governor Ends Tax Breaks for Confederate Groups

abigail spanberger is out here canceling tax breaks for confederate groups and getting rid of confederate license plates and i for one think this is absolutely wonderful for the centrist wing of the democratic party

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

www.13newsnow.com/article/news...

TIL the last us president who didn’t bomb brown people was Jimmy fuckin Carter.. well then..

A cropped frame from the 1984 film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, depicting a very young Jonathan Ke Quan wearing a backwards baseball cap and pointing viciously at someone off screen. He has a pack of playing cards in his other hand

HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!