This is your periodic reminder that Democrats introduced legislation in 2021 to ban gerrymandering nationwide and every republican voted against it except two who were absent.

I long for a simple time, like when I thought ‘bone broth’ was the euphemism for wet spot.

arnold apples, painted by royal charles steadman, 1927

arnold apples, painted by royal charles steadman, 1927

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Watch out! They really got that Biden family on the run now!

liveland raspberry apples, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1909

liveland raspberry apples, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1909

I’m just like, aww, did your rich mom not want to give you money if you ran as a democrat so you had to pretend to love god

So ICE is helping with security, the train is $150 and FIFA won’t allow access to the parking lot, and walking to MetLife is illegal/dangerous — and if people decide to walk an hour anyway, it will be like 85 degrees with 70% humidity. Sounds like a World Cup for the books!

rensselaer apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1913

rensselaer apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1913

There is so much market manipulation going on in this administration.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

vandervere apples, painted by bertha heiges, 1896

vandervere apples, painted by bertha heiges, 1896

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Won the battle....

But lost the whore.

Until you get campaign finance reform passed it's always going to feel like shoveling shit uphill during a rainstorm

NEW: Associated Press projects Democrat wins special election for New Jersey 11th district U.S. House seat.

This Tax Day, every American should know:

Because of Trump, Amazon avoided paying over 90% of the taxes it owed.

That's $17.5 billion that should be going to health care, schools, child care, and more.

But instead, Jeff Bezos gets wealthier.

Congress needs to tax the rich.

Eisenhower wasn't the most Savage warfighter. He was an organizational marvel who could keep the warfighters supplied and fed across multiple continents using stamps and tank treads trudging through mud to ensure delivery.

Hegseth was always unqualified. You can't learn Def Secretary on the fly.

Exactly one year ago today:

A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.

This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.

Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.

Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Biden would have won this war by now

Overnight hotel stay coming up ?

You've wasted YOUR time, you've wasted MY time, and you've created UNTRUSTWORTHY GARBAGE

So please for the love of god and all that is holy STOP USING LLMs FOR YOUR RESEARCH

Watch Mahan in California.

little russet apples, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1912

little russet apples, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1912

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

No politicians were actually harmed during the composing of this post.