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“I am an extraordinarily brilliant person…”

I thought Verdugo signed a minor league contract with the Padres?

This is as surprising as when David Mamet, similarly in want of attention, announced he was ‘no longer’ a liberal.

I receive similar texts, allegedly from the Massachusetts DMV, in spite of never getting my driver’s license nor owning a car.

This is fucking hilarious, and I love it.

I’ll wait until those glasses are available at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet so I can laugh as I walk past them.

…and became a Catholic because Peter Thiel told him to.

A Pope from Chicago isn’t going to take seriously someone who converted to Catholicism a few years ago because Peter Thiel told him it would be advantageous.

If Gaspar Noé ever decided to remake I Stand Alone, there’s an Uber driver in Wilton he should consider casting as his lead.

Would love for the Post-Gazette to rehire Rob Rogers.

It’s always a good day when the ghouls at Alden Global Capital are told ‘no.’

Any interest in purchasing the newspaper the @nydnunion.bsky.social is employed by?

I follow politics closely, voted for Harris in ‘24 and don’t think she should run again. But, hey, keep showing your ass with your sweeping generalizations.

Tom Hanks knows more about piloting a ship than any of them do.

There’s a hilarious YouTube video where he talks at the beginning about not behaving like a billionaire then proceeds to spend the next half-hour bragging about the advantages wealth affords him.

I’m sure telling a Pope from Chicago what he can and cannot say went really well.

He’d be a psychiatrist’s dream - or nightmare.

Chris Brown still sells out arenas. A coked-up Charlie Sheen ranted mindlessly to packed audiences.

I long ago gave up being surprised by what some people will waste their money and time on.

They’re so concerned about their cushy post-elected office lobbyist or think-tank positions.

Nothing good comes from publicly announcing the names of lottery winners (why *is* that something states insist on doing?), never mind this.

If it isn’t the time to be pissed off at the selfish assholes who voted for this, when is?

Pete Hegseth strikes me as the type of person who complains about ‘movies he has to read.’

The only time I engage with the numbers pad on the right is when I accidentally hit the ‘numbers lock’ key.

Anyone shitting on Memphis is wrong.

Is it a perfect city? No. But it has its share of fun neighborhoods and spots worth checking out.

Check the calendar, folks.

Us people who dream of throwing our phones into the ocean aren’t the ones who should be having that dream.

Imagine being this asshole. 👇🏻

Or, better yet, don’t.

I hope his parents sue into oblivion the soulless ghouls at ChatGPT who helped enable this:

There’s a ‘review’ of an upcoming film release posted earlier this afternoon for a northeastern-U.S., non-NYC major daily newspaper which fits your description to a T.

She looks like something out of a 1970s horror movie about a killer puppet.