Strange Brew steamroller!

The other day my 21 year-old daughter fondly recalled the steamroller we used to do with the kids. 😂 Of course, I had to tell her their origin story…

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These things were…

Morons. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

Colts will be holding open tryouts at QB before long.

checking in on the United States on July 4th:

1994 doesn’t seem that long ago to me, but the girls wearing curtains says otherwise. 😂

Did you even say thank you once for me deliciously bald dome?

The fuck your feelings crowd sure does get their feeling hurt a lot.

Star Wars 1978-1985 Kenner Toy Line book.

I recently picked up this book and am enjoying the hell out of the trip down memory lane.

I can never look at a bunch of hot air balloons and not think of V: The Final Battle. It’s a weird affliction. 😂

An unfortunately evergreen post.

Alpha Probe was such a great toy!

Doctor Derp

Love the retro look! ❤️

Ah, the Trans-Am spaceship. I had that too. Such a fun toy!

Elon Musk desperately trying to convert his Bitcoin to this.

Let’s get this out the way. #Steelers #Ravens #Bengals #Browns #NFL #nfl #nflmemes #AaronRodgers #Jets #Packers

Pretty sure anyone and Aaron Rodgers isn’t a good match.

I mean did anyone with a brain honestly think Trump’s name *wasn’t* on the Epstein list?

What about Nonfunctional Urologists, what’s their take?

The truth hurts. Literally, apparently.

To truly capture the Rob Liefeld likeness, all these toys should’ve come without feet. 😂

twitter is down

Tell me he’s dumb without telling me he’s dumb.

All that’s missing is a ridiculously oversized gun.

Jets fans must’ve tested off the charts. Literally.

Possibly bigger news than Purdy’s signing. Yes, Jake Moody is *that* bad.

The Boss must be doing something right. Keep it up!

Duh! They burn all their calories hiding Harrison Ford from dirty cops.