The frozen banana as ice cream thing is WILDLY good. Like, there’s gotta be some catch or caveat.

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

Sending blanket fort thoughts

Phew. The obvious disdain for him in that piece is wild. So EVERYONE interviewed hates him?

*whimpers in Greedy Reader*

What if we just cleared Congress of all the abusers and sex pests this week

what is stopping us

who cares what party they are in

darth, can you imagine the cost-benefit analysis on this?

Imagine how many therapy dogs and ponies and red pandas one could bring to the workplace for the price of ... whatever this is.

Apparently the serving size for chips is 10 chips

Listen, I eat 10 chips while deciding if I even want chips

Sending sparkly good vibes

Same

WHAT?!!

And, yes, protect her

That sounds sus. Can she be a real MD without telling you it's your weight or all in your head? Is that even allowed? LOLsob

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago."
If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

I gave an exam today. The brain power it takes to decipher their
questions into something that will help them.. 🤣

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

I GenX-uinely cackled

Dear Apple,
I am fully in your ecosystem (MacBook for work and home, iPad, iPhone, watch). I am all in.

But we gotta talk.

No one, ever once, wanted a .csv file to open in Numbers.

Never ever.

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Signed,
Closing Numbers & Opening Excel

Oh, like a fairy garden but post-apocalyptic--whisky, beer, soap, cage fights and stripper poles

Thaaaaat probably gets you kicked out of the fairy garden community. 😂

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

The boss of bosses and a very brilliant mother hen..

Oh, we need a Dallas and a Lex chicken!

How is this not fraud?

I heard someone say that we should celebrate in such a way that it TERRIFIES those who are in charge in the future

And mad the restaurant is so dark!

Seems like a good time to re-up Hilary Knight's quote about it not being her responsibility to explain someone else's behavior.

Men are too emotional to be good coaches.

I started it on my flight tonight, and, for once, a three-hour flight seemed too short! Now I need to actually talk to my parents when all I wanna do is go back to Maggie!!!!

Remember kids: means testing is for smug busybodies and jackasses who want to waste money punishing people for being poor!

Picture taken from inside Integrity at the window looking at Earth.

A full picture taken from Integrity looking at the half-disc of Earth surrounded by space.

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

If you teared-up at the Project Hail Mary movie or felt a surge of wild joy at the launch of Artemis II, then do yourself a fever and get your hands on some science-fiction novels. It’s where the good stuff is.