Every time I see the new Apple CEO John Ternus' name in print all my brain reads is John Temu(s) and I'm then left thinking Apple's NGMI...

C’est une grande oof!

Comme diraient mes enfants.

Read the series and they did an excellent job capturing the feel of the books.

I'd much rather hear a screed about a "meeting of the tight ass club" than anything else these days.

Et Tu Fido? My two cents on the latest nickel and diming actions by what used to be an industry standard bearer of sorts.

I case the news cycle hasn't already moved on...

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They gave you the byline, right?

Also, let’s not forget that the solution to tobacco was to sue it into oblivion. However, the only way that big tobacco could make those payments was to keep on producing big tobacco..

To be clear, all of those very rationale statements you just made would not deter Cheeto Mussolini from literally calling in the troops to stop a lawful exchange of power.

So, genocide or killing children. Which one works for you?

Between this and a dearth of “Dubai Chocolate” I think I agree with you.

CFC prohibitions?

Guess I'm here over here too...

"Sell 200 April at 142!"

All I see is markets regulating themselves...

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Scientists everywhere:

Did all the sacraments? Including Taking the vows and last rites?

From your mouth to the doctor's ears....

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Someone needed a Doctor?

Was updating some charts and it looks like the trend of psychological milestones mattering less and less to market sentiment 20 trading days after crossing is a thing? Three are macro drivers for sure but still...

He’s conceded? You mean Victor Orban has more respect for rule of law than Cheeto Mussolini?

I mean, if you don't have a plan or any goals then you "win" regardless, right?

Knowing this now, I'm surprised Mel Brooks didn't have Yul Brenner do a cameo.

Who needs tar roofs or asphalt shingles anyway?

Ja!

So you'd be Scotland?

So I didn’t realize we were at this part of the cycle where CPU and GPU manufacturers were headline attraction for selling Laptops

Who is mentally ill and not hiding it, you mean...