when Trump kicks it, it's gonna make "Death of Stalin" look like a dignified, somber Merchant Ivory piece

When the truth is finally revealed about Trump starting this war to stay out of jail for raping children, remember that Republicans allowed him to unilaterally announce it from his FL hangout without any Congressional approval.

The truth will come out. What we're getting now is all spin.

Trump may do more for the energy transition than any other individual through sheer incompetence, just like JD Vance may do more than anyone else for the cause of global antifascism simply by being viscerally repellent.

DENMARK AND FRANCE 🇩🇰🇫🇷 bans all Microsoft products from all public offices.

The phaseout is expected to be completed before autumn 2026.

Their products are being replaced with customer versions of Linux and LibreOffice.

This is digital sovereignty being taken back

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Lecaque opens "SECRETARY OF DEFENSE PETE HEGSETH yesterday took time out of his busy schedule of committing war crimes and firing generals to focus on the real enemy: vaccination"
and doesn't let up.

Isn’t that the truth.

I *love* Persuasion!

Hollywood is cooked.

Because of course it does.

Link: buff.ly/mxEYq3E...

Shout it louder!

Oh good, he sounds rational.

United States in a poor state? Perception v. Reality Check.
Time to Dump the Trump?
#MAGA

"Vietnam was easy to win," claims Republican Trust Fund Baby whose daddy paid a doctor to write him a note saying his tiny feet hurt, thus denying him the chance win the Vietnam War quickly. #disgraceful

There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

Don't expect Kemikaze to recognise the real world.

According to video recordings, when a ship tries to pass through the strait of Hormuz, Iranian navy says: “The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot.”

More reasons why allowing Palantir unrestricted access to NHS data is a Very Bad Thing.

Back in the day Steve King of Iowa said this stuff and was run out of Congress

www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019...

Henry I was famous for his handwriting and was therefore generally called Henry Beau-Geste. He was extremely fond of his son William who was, however, drowned in the White City. Henry tried to console himself by eating a surfeit of palfreys. This was a Bad Thing since he died of it and never smiled again.

"A surfeit of lampreys" is what I grew up being taught. Or, of course, in Sellar and Yeatman's unparalleled classic reference volume:

👇👇👇👇

What is this? It looks more like a party political broadcast than a BBC News report.

Shameful and biased!

Evil and very un-British! Farage is importing American rubbish to our politics!

Someone who knows what really happened and prefers to keep it secret because the truth would show what a total confidence trick this was?

He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.

Wait!!

All this time, while being a cunt, you considered yourself a Catholic?

Oh Dude. 😂😂😂😂

This should be the top news story along with reFUKKK plc's dodgy financing and Nazxi Farridges non stop grifting

And can I just add… No one at Palantir seems to be able to read or write.

“We must resist the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism”

Take out the vapid tautologies and you get:

“We must resist pluralism”

Great tell.

Unimprovable headline

From the latest Private Eye, out now.

I share your pain.