This would have killed me but I was a simple child

[my speech is getting garbled as the Zoo employee shouts for help] oh sho cottonTAIL if fine for petting buh cottonMOUTH if suddenly a probem for kisses? Huh??

Was I a human man before this? Did I have thoughts? A body? Or am I just white noise too?

There have been fans and dehumidifiers clearing moisture after water came through my ceiling, and they've been going for a week. White noise 24/7 and I had to stay here because three of them are essentially space heaters.

They're gone now. It's quiet. I don't know who I am without the fans.

This one got burned into my retinas. The contours of this face haunted my childhood dreams

The 'drink the kool-aid' phrase is wild. The wrong company is permanently wrapped up in one of history's worst tragedies because their marketing department was too good

Captain Crunch is a citizen of the sea now. He ate a bunch of berries to avoid scurvy and the hallucinations they gave him made him real violent towards the lucky charms guy. If he tries to land anywhere in the UK they'll send him to the Hague

I call it John

Both pictures: an adorable tiny gray tabby cat kitten with a white face and a pink nose next to a bed

Oh my god there are more updates

I've watched parts of endgame in multiple waiting rooms AND airports, I ain't paying for that shit again

Wow. Incredible. I can't wait to read a word-for-word summary of the new scenes.

This is the last Garfield you see before the curse kills you

An app to connect with and get to know strangers called 'Camus'

Me in 2010: Wow, I can't wait for taxis to just have robot drivers. No more talking to people

Me on the phone in 2026: Representative. Representative. HUMAN representative. HUMAN. Human.

I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT

They needed to dehydrate savory musk for the astronauts

Oh yeah? Gonna keep on dancing at the grink pony club?

Personally I start all of my emails with "I hope this email finds you." I don't know how email works, I just put letters into the To: field and hope for the best

A funny movie trope is couples eating in a fast food place and one hates it while the other loves it obviously. That's how I know my marriage is strong. If we eat fast food we either hate it together or both turn into horrifying fast food vacuums

But we all have it

Melomaniac For almost three decades, a passion and obsession drove "Chicago's Taping Guy" to record audio from thousands of live rocks concerts. Melomaniac introduces Aadam Jacobs and his archive of recordings, ...

Here's the documentary about Aadam, the archive and the Chicago music scene: vimeo.com/866218283

Excellent, thank you. Follow up question: is there any chance the Moon Child himself will be released, from captivity

Thank you @alicechunt.bsky.social

We have kitten updates! @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Right picture: orange tabby (Trance)
Left picture: Black and White (Spell)

Nirvana Live at Cabaret Metro 1989-09-30 : Nirvana : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive NirvanaCabaret MetroChicago, ILSeptember 30th, 1989Recording generously loaned from the Aadam Jacobs Audio Archive.Source: TEAC ME-120 Mics > Sony TC-D5M...

Nirvana Live at Cabaret Metro 1989-09-30 https://archive.org/details/ajc03187_nirvana-1989-09-30

One of the Aadam Jacobs recordings that I'm sure a ton of people were waiting for bsky.app/profile/ajcp... @briansemerick.bsky.social

This is my foster with @pawschicago.bsky.social! Enchant and his siblings will be ready for adoption in about 4-5 weeks; they're teeny and still need their mama.

We must not allow the rise of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis to erase the hard work of antidisestablishmentarianism

I feel like he's voiced by Ron Perlman