Fred Fryer is the goofy alter ego name of a superhero named Fission Lad or something.

i really love that All The Best Cars already have Infowars bumperstickers so people can save some time out of their day from all that bumpersticker maintenance

cant wait so neat so cool gonna be so great to hear the minionese word for lovecraft's cat

was the elite Catasstrophy pun intended or merely beautiful accident?

holy shit is that what happened? I was jazzed to go there a couple years ago but now its hella mid. I thought it had just quiznoed.

Grungy old Pascal and Cobol coders made like $3 billion worldwide during Y2k.

stuart copeland always arranging his ride so he didnt have to see Sting

In the old Red Dawn from like the 80s, the paratrooper dudes in the beginning were cubans and even in the 80s i was like "the cuban army is probably only like 2 thousand guys and some trucks"

greatest nation in the wirld MY ASS

The Milkweed Triptych by Ian Tregillis was so good I listened to it twice in 3 months. I'm assuming you haven't missed the Temeraire books by Naomi Novik, or the Dogs of War by Tchaikovsky. For real old school, there's a version of Njal's Saga narrated by Gunnar Cauthery that's nice

This is delightful as a legal professional, because I've met many lawyers who think their expertise in law makes them experts at everything. Good to see it's a dumbdumb trait held by dumbdumbs in all fields.

According to ICE that's an immediate attempt on your life and you are legally allowed to shoot the driver and passengers and, you know, some bystanders, just get wacky with it.

Before: stopped working while ago for news. Does anybody have an example of tech that got bigger and more complicated and also got better?

A blue sign directing people towards the white house

I was up late adding civic infrastructure on the off chance we ever get invaded

Or he could do the Grant Cardone move and literally start as a motivational speaker to earn money to become a money-focused motivational speaker. Just skip any of that lame actual business success.

Gorgeous Bold Jumper - I've caught a few of these in my garage and they're always so handsome.

Nobody is responding because they're just blocking your dumb ass

Luke was all balls coming into the death star canyons, Kenobi's "use the force Luke, let go, trust me" wasn't a confidence boost, it was a reminder that as confident he knew he was at shooting shit, the force was better. Luke just forgot, like oh yeah damnit I gotta be using that force more

I got my 6yo to learn to read faster by playing fire emblem in front of him on my gba and not telling him what was happening

A promo picture for the band Castle Rat, a wide variety of well-armed medieval metalheads

Need some henchfolk?

So, congressionally issued arms to enrolled militia.

I did some calculations and the granola with blueberries feels the most Canadian on the list. Yes, even more than maple syrup. I will not show my work.

Oh for sure, there's a big current of that weird shit; even in Mexico, which is pretty progressive on a lot of fronts, there's a huge German influence (thanks for the beer and football at least) but on the heels of Germans fleeing the Nazis were a lot of Nazis, and they brought their "politics"

The current Columbian legal system is only like 35 years old and has been influenced to a pretty ridiculous degree by organized crime.

Ah, thank you - I grew up a blues fan but if I could take it all back and pick, CBJ all the way.

It's so niche it should turn itself inside out, but they're really frothy, it's great.

I think, functionally, the purest irony is found in misunderstanding somebody, telling them to die, and then getting mad people are misunderstanding you because of course you didn't mean that.

You know, water vapor can carry iron, pretty high amounts of it, and if there were an alien planet with intensely thick, constant iron rich fog covering the oceans it could encourage surface water travel (everything gets radar shrouded) and allow for a well justified sci fi island hop

5mak island hopping campaign sounds fun beach deployments with no cover, jungle fights with nothing but cover, tunnels and jagged rocks, that sounds really satisfying

If it's any sort of reverse consolation, spiders you move outside pretty much all die.