"Am I in labor or did Woolworths sell us bad bread again?" A cautionary tale.

Ladies and gentlemen: him.

One of the things I most resent about this is that I know it to be a deliberate strategy by Netanyahu, he does not want Jewish people to feel safe living outside Israel. And it’s working, global antisemitism is rising. The antisemites are making his point for him.

I've had at least two in my life who were like, Chris Hemsworth hot, especially.

Genuine question: Why are all anaesthetists so funny and cool, and why are the majority of them also really hot? Like, what's with that? Is it just that it attracts the best kinds of people who go into medicine? Are these traits that hospitals look for when hiring?

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Kinda like when you've been seeing a dude and he drops "you know, you remind me so much of Ramona Flowers"

Idk i think hed be kinda hurt if he found out you were a monsterfucker, because i imagine he has a three date (minimum) rule and would have gotten to know you and would have assumed you're really into discussing his favorite foreign films or whatever ahead of the fact hes the anti-death.

Yeah but part of the reason I find him so hot is because he's so emotionally intelligent and I dont think I'm gonna get to crack if I hurt his feelings!

Look, Im a seasoned monsterfucker, please dont misunderstand me - but including Frankenstein's monster, no matter how justified, seems like, mean towards him? I dont think hed appreciate being included?

I feel like the obvious question is WHEN are you fucking the werewolf

(I'm pretty sure sex would kill him actually)

"Women wanna fuck Joshua Graham from Fallout because of the voice" no i wanna fuck Joshua Graham to prove a point, thanks

Geneva ConVention is such a great drag name tho

(Also Optus wouldn't even give me the money to get a new passport. They only paid half. An Australian passport is $400, and I was at NO FAULT in this case -- so imagine how much corps are gonna get away with in the future.)

What's absolutely fucking crazy to me is that this all came to pass in legislation MONTHS after Medibank and Optus had a huge data breach that included passports, medical info and birth certificates. It was willful ignorance by government at that point because they 100% knew what this would mean.

Unhappy to report the phishing one is quickly becoming a real problem now. Why go to the trouble of social engineering when people will just give up their ID, financial info, biometrics, etc. to an AV portal? There's no standards so how can you differentiate a fake one from a real one?

Hey, you wanna cry? Try writing a letter to your unborn son so that you have something cute to give him when he turns 18. I keep getting 4 words in and having to step awayu because my screen gets super blurry for some reason.

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I've seen a bunch of videos about this being an issue with Air Canada specifically on Tiktok over the last like, 12 months? Some of that could be algo bias but it's absolutely an established problem with their customer service.

I know 'the purge' is a sign of early labor but everyone describes diahorreah hell and that is not reflective of what's happening for me at all so I'm very confused.

I have IBS so dropping solid bricks like this so often is also totally new for me. I figure they're probably sturdy because I'm eating 4-6 dates a day at the moment or something but this big, this frequently? I'm talking pipe-cloggars, Mario-blockers, portal plugs.

Not to ask a hugely TMI question but has anyone else who's birthed a baby gone through a stage before labor where they apparently CANNOT stop shitting? Not even like, diahorrea but just gigantic, 12 Katie Couric logs every 2-3 hours? It's genuinely disrupting my day at this point.

Cinnamaroll. Its all cinnamaroll brand stuff.

Packing my toiletries bag for when my baby arrives and there is a THEME

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But then, like, I KNOW the Culkins wouldn't hesitate to bite, either.

The Culkins strike me as brothers who know how to fight by trailer Park rules, but I think my brother forgets that the Hemsworths are Australian and probably have the "oi, cunt" switch.

Do you guys think that the Culkin brothers or the Hemsworth brothers would win in a fight? Improv weapons are permitted. My brother thinks that the Culkins would win without even a contest but I think that the Hemsworths might hold out respectfully based on physical strength.

Its alarming how many of these passport bros new wives leave them once they have perminant residency because it turns out they were abusing them from the outset, too.