The mail carrier also has a concealed Antifa Velociraptor armed with a rainbow colored Smith and Wesson

I desperately need to see this film as a herpetophile

Conservatives will say that the mailman is trying to run over Kash in this photo that is definitely real

No lol

Don't worry, all the deeply closeted trumpanzees sent him unsolicited photos of their weewees

Unfortunately those are very good at decimating native wildlife

6 months late to the party but no, releasing snakes for rodent/rattlesnake control does not work. You chance releasing exotic pathogens(and potentially non-native snakes) to local populations

I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire

Lmao 😂

Sir this is a Wendy's.

If you're a Jurassic Park fan, as well as a fan kf very crude humor, I strongly recommend The Invisible Raptor. Yup, it's about an Invisible Velociraptor, and yes, it is incredibly ridiculous. 🦕 🦖

#theinvisibleraptor #Velociraptor #JurassicPark #dinosaurmovie #dinosaur

The look of defeat (and de feet) as a common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) accepts the fact that it has been picked up. 🐢

#herping2025 #iliketurtles #snappingturtle #snappinturlul #turtle #reptiles #notanalligatorsnapper

Ayyyyy I just got a molt last week from one too lol

Well, that's one way to start your workday.

Common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) missing a good chunk of its tail. 🐢

#herping2025 #unintentionalherping #liketurtles #commonsnappingturtle

(Continued) once her exoskeleton hardens, she will build a new burrow that I will NOT disturb next time! The general rule is to NEVER dig up a burrowing spider unless the enclosure smells bad, and I will be sure to continue to live by that rule going forward!

(Continued) I also covered the enclosure with a towel to minimize stress. Whether or not the humidity spike and darkness was needed is debatable, but she molted just fine, as you can see. Her molt is on the left, and she is scrunched up and recovering on the right. (Continied below)

Losing hairs and lethargy are common signs that a molt is incoming. I wouldn't want to be very active if my clothes were overly tight, either! To help with the process, I simulated heavy rains by flooding the enclosure and occasionally misting (these seem to trigger molts...continued below)

Also you invited me to do unspeakable things with you. Pretty gay.

Yeah I've heard it before. You're married to save face but secretly sleep with men to satisfy your desires

Bro just admit you are gay. Only closeted individuals are this bigoted

Lmao I knew you were gay

Buddy you're going on PornHub watching dudes jack each other off. Quit lying

You must be in the closet if you're that much a bigot.

Just a word of advice: never capitalize species and subspecies names. Only the genus should he capitalized

I stand corrected but the video in the original post is still AI, and no mention of the scientific name anywhere in the article does make things seem less reputable

Except it isn't. No bird glides with its wings tucked so close to the body, let alone with their tail feathers closed. Not a single reputable link aboht these birds exists. There is also no scientific name, implying everything about these birds is made up.

Is that the one that shows Jumba creating Stitch?

Mario confirmed for Game of Thrones

Lifer plain-belly water snake (Nerodia erythrogaster) basking in a swamp. Water snakes are severely misunderstood animals. Their defensive behaviors are often misinterpreted as aggressive. Such behaviors can be avoided by simply not picking snakes up. 🐍

#herping2025 #herping #snake

It's the Pirates. We know Skenes is gonna go to a contender sooner than later for a bag of spoiled anchovies