Thanks lord X

He was scared of being abandoned, too. He couldn’t understand why he wasn’t able to make the cast happy.

The puffy tail 😭 he knows he got caught

(tadc spoilers)

“I think… I…… well, let’s just say- we’re not going to be seeing any more of Caines dastardly tricks anytime soon.”

to be honest I feel like a lot of the people getting scammed were attempting to waste the hypothetical operator’s time

KingTheyTheyThey:

Same

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I’m so glad it’s not connected to the main universe I have a good feeling about it

A space heater facing off against a stuffed bear. They are much too close to one another. Hovering over them is a vast fire entity with the face of a dragon waiting for a fire to spark. The text reads: meow mow mow meow mowmow. mow mow meowmow mow 1 meter. hiss. mow mow, mow, meow, meow, mow, meow. mow meow.

Here is the version for your cat.

An illustration of an anthropomorphic tatzelworm on a red background. Handwritten text reads: "You are not lazy, just exhausted. There is no dignity in self destruction. There is no shame in rest." The artist's watermark is canonkiller.

tumblr liked the tatzelwurm

being transgender is the most important and irregretable and valuable part of my life and I would not have traded it for anything in the world!!!

it's absurd, but the absurdity is what makes it so powerful.

how does an enemy who relies on fear combat an enemy who converts fear into raw power?

anyway i think i need a beautiful woman to tie me up and hold a knife up to my skin and threaten me. i think i need to be scared for my life in the fun way and not the "scapegoat for all the world's problems and primary target of genocide" way

i think now more than ever it is going to become incredibly vitally important that if you see a post from a fellow trans person that you dont like or you disagree with, you ignore it. we cannot afford to create any more bullshit conflict within our ranks

The fire demon is single but not looking for anything serious right now.

in these tough times, its hard to have reliable tools. ghost guns cant be tracked, sure, but having one on you is pretty damning. knives can dull, or just otherwise be ineffective. this is why im msking a campaign for the return of a tried and true method, Hitting Them In The Head With A Big Rock

#mouthwashing sketches 🎂

Who is LakotaMan, the user behind one of the most popular Native American accounts on X? John Martin is adored by white X users—but infamous among Native and Indigenous communities.

Happy to answer that! Dude used his platform to solicit donations for Pine Ridge and they never got the money. There's a lot more in this article.

Happens to the best of us😔💔

If you see this, post a white-haired character
Magneto :3

His ass does NOT want to be composer

@cowbutch99.bsky.social you should start posting here

whiteboard with MUST: - 10k user signups - view post on web - app store - other pds federate - 3p labels/services etc

A whiteboard from our Jan 2023 team retreat where I wrote down our goals, and the top one was “10k user signups.”

We’re growing by 10k users every 10-15 minutes right now.

Markiplier

Is this supposed to stop me from having sex, or to convince me to drink more water?

I need more variety on my feed but it’s hard to find people who mostly post stuff I’m interested in seeing.

guess what, i can celebrate it while simultaneously recognizing that it constitutes an argument against the existence of prisons

people shouldn't get held captive in places they'll probably get stabbed, and also, lololol