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Posts by The Absent Darkness

I love bees. She's just a little guy.

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bart simpson from the simpsons is smiling and sending you good vibes ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons is smiling and sending you good vibes

I'm sorry to hear you're dealing with all this, Terra.

Sending prayers your way that things will improve very soon for you. But for now, just relax and do what you need to do for yourself.

Take your time, as much as you need.

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[DISCLAIMER] I've never shown my real face before, so Image 2 is the closest thing I got.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

The Icon || The Artist || The Work

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 1

Such an inspiring description.

W O R M

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Are we sure this isn't just a straight up p%#$ game?

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Do I even wanna know?

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

--against the Darkness and thus leaves it pretty ambiguous on the exact sequence of events.

2 weeks ago 6 1 0 0
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I would say to tell the story from where you wanted to tell it.

Given what I know, this AU primarily takes place a good while after the Darkness' shenannigans, so you'd actually have a good bit of creative freedom - especially if Pibby Lavee never or rarely wants to talk about her experiences--

2 weeks ago 7 1 1 0

I feel like the correct answer to this is basically the toys would either be reverted to their non-living versions... or they'd just become a pile of unformed plastic and spools of thread.

Or the plastic would just be a puddle of crude oil and the threads would just be a pile of wool.

2 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

...this has to be a meme.

I refuse to believe that anyone outside of making a meme would give it that title with a straight face.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

Oh no. What a travesty. Whoever could have seen this coming.

4 weeks ago 4 0 0 0

This is the exact reason why I immediately downgraded to Windows 10 when I got my laptop.

It doesn't have that Copilot bullcrap, and even if you get it, it's super easy to uninstall... unlike on Windows 11.

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Why does this perfectly describe the overall reaction?

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with the words oddly.exe on the bottom ALT: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with the words oddly.exe on the bottom

This is literally the first thing I thought of upon seeing this.

Please tell me I'm not alone.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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a man in a suit and plaid shirt is holding a cell phone and a pen . ALT: a man in a suit and plaid shirt is holding a cell phone and a pen .
1 month ago 2 0 0 0

B R U H

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"He doesn't tend to think."

I feel like this describes about 82.73% of anyone who tries to start something with you.

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

What is it with these people getting so obsessed with you answering a question of theirs?

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

The Adaams Family's hand monster is looking a little different than I remember.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

What is it with these kinds of people getting so absolutely triggered by your existence?

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I beg your FINEST F%#$ING PARDON???

What are these people smoking?!

1 month ago 4 1 1 0

No wonder it felt like Chapter 5 was supposed to be the end.

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

Me when Minecraft:

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

"PKM: The Power of Us"

More accurate title would be "PKM: The Lack of Us", 'cause no human made that abomination.

2 months ago 4 0 0 0
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Bruh, I could be running on two hours of sleep after three 10-hour shifts in a row and STILL make a better animation than... whatever the hell this is.

2 months ago 3 0 1 0

An account like this actually tagged me in some random post, along with like a dozen other folks.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

He's just a little guy!

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Can we also talk about how Epstein was apparently ALSO the guy who:
1. Created Bitcoin
2. Had a hand in creating microtransactions in video games
3. Had that first in-game currency (which was in CoD) be called "CP"

I wish I was joking with that.

2 months ago 19 5 1 0

Oh, I see! Still, I absolutely love it!

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