Alright you fuckers know the drill show me the wrapped

Actually though

In case you guys were curious, I submitted 1216 (the average of all the guesses i received all day) and the answer was 1179 😔

Couldn’t be……..

Ok guys I need to guess how many cranberries are in this jar to win a kitchen aid mixer …… let me hear your guesses

See ya losers✌️

My phone looks fire

Obligatory back Chicago post (11 pokemon packs later)

Gamers fail the 9/9/9 challenge #gamesdonequick TikTok video by Alyssa

Click to watch the hot dog consumption of 15 GDQ gamers www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6dd8VG4/

Ok :3

Pool….9?

I never post a badge photo but I’m here 💕

WHY IS EVERY RESTAURANT INSISTENT ON ONLY HAVING BRIOCHE BUNS I WANT A REGULAR FUCKING BUN👹

Holy fuck

Just saw a horse in a race named pasta salad Rhonda

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING BRIOCHE

WHY IS EVERY RESTAURANT INSISTENT ON ONLY HAVING BRIOCHE BUNS I WANT A REGULAR FUCKING BUN👹

Noooooo

Repost if @vetos.bsky.social owes you 10 dollars

My favorite is 4!!!! Or 6

Yeahhh i think I’ll be having a party on Saturday but I’m like weirdly superstitious about having a good “actual” birthday too, and I was wondering if the Sunday scaries would ruin that for me haha

I wish I could do a poll on Bluesky BUT my birthday is on a Sunday this year. DO I take off work the following Monday? Or save my vacation days????

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

Only a bitch gets a little bit of backlash and gives up tbh

Bestie they don’t sell brita filters and Pokémon cards

All I want to do is go to Target but I CANT because their whole DEI rollback bullshit has left such a bitter taste in my mouth about them 😭😭😭

Hi guys look at this shirt I bought today

If discomfort is a catalyst for growth I’m going to be fucking MASSIVE

A little sad about not going to AGDQ, but I’m big planning on SGDQ 😌