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Posts by MommaGart (Garrett Alvord)

We’re about 2 cultural shifts away from Hunger Games: The Game Show

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your brain is incredible 🫶🏻

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This is diabolical 😂

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you creatures didn’t see this the first time

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These are the wotc World's Smallest Magic Dual Decks FYI! They're $20 a set and I turn them into earrings to hand out for free but I need some help supporting this labor of love that I do! Please consider helping to keep the dream alive 🙏

#mtg #mtgearrings #mtgconvention #ldxptacoma2026 #mcvegas26

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this is me about Heated Rivalry

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Tarkir Dragonstorm draft going well

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DO NOT USE CHAT GPT.

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A screenshot of an email from an ad agency to Evil Hat Marketing:

Hey Evil Hat team, 

Promised this is the last time you’ll hear from me.

We are wrapping up generating content on the house. The AI studio is starting to get fully booked with our paying clients, and I have strict orders to stop promoting this come the weekend.

I figured Evil Hat might as well get some work out of us at no cost while you can.

Want in before we close it up? 

Best,
[redacted]

And then our reply:

Hi [redacted],

We will never use AI for our games or for our marketing. It's toxic to our customer audience and it's an ethical violation of the hard work put in by the human artists we hire to illustrate our books and the human writers who design our games.

In short, it's not "free work" it's theft.

Feel free to take me off your mailing list. Hope you turn around your business model because frankly, your current approach sucks shit.

-Tom

A screenshot of an email from an ad agency to Evil Hat Marketing: Hey Evil Hat team, Promised this is the last time you’ll hear from me. We are wrapping up generating content on the house. The AI studio is starting to get fully booked with our paying clients, and I have strict orders to stop promoting this come the weekend. I figured Evil Hat might as well get some work out of us at no cost while you can. Want in before we close it up? Best, [redacted] And then our reply: Hi [redacted], We will never use AI for our games or for our marketing. It's toxic to our customer audience and it's an ethical violation of the hard work put in by the human artists we hire to illustrate our books and the human writers who design our games. In short, it's not "free work" it's theft. Feel free to take me off your mailing list. Hope you turn around your business model because frankly, your current approach sucks shit. -Tom

sometimes you have to be clear about your values

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we can’t give up hope. one of them gotta stay on 4 legs eventually.

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kill all fake lovers

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Deadpool, Trading Card

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I got to hang out at WotC HQ today. And meet a whole bunch of cool people. And play some Magic variants. And look what they gave me. So cool.

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Elder Canuck Highlander

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i’m amused by the card name “Does Machines” but not enough to look at the new spoilers

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The world is so big and it’s sad when people choose to be small-minded. Especially your own family. ☹️ Happy Easter, Steph.

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I hadn’t thought about it much before, but I think a big part of Commander’s broad appeal for so long is the fact that players didn’t have to keep up with B&R announcements practically ever. Most players probably couldn’t tell me what B&R means.

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mmmm pencil and paper 🤤

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One last full-throated cry for pre-orders, as the window closes today. Books will be released on April 7th, 2026; I will be appearing at @crowsnest.quest, @illusivecomics.com, and Zulu's Board Game Cafe Bothell to sign and personalize copies.

All first edition printings will include a special card.

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The Trainer Notes page in the Summary screen for the Cherish Ball Slowpoke. Its name is in Japanese and it reads, “seems it came from a Pokémon Center.”

The Trainer Notes page in the Summary screen for the Cherish Ball Slowpoke. Its name is in Japanese and it reads, “seems it came from a Pokémon Center.”

here’s the Trainer Notes page

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Slowpoke in the moment of Mystery Gift redemption, giving a happy victory cry.

Slowpoke in the moment of Mystery Gift redemption, giving a happy victory cry.

huge thanks to @fexcollects.standingintheodds.com for this special Japanese Pokémon Center Slowpoke!! so pleased to have won one of these from his giveaway. it’s always a joy to collect a new Cherish Ball mon 🥰 this one is Adamant :3

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I still think about this One Shot!! So glad you have this memento now!

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Haven’t posted since the announcement. Wanted to share my early Christmas present from Wizards. They made sure I got one and I am grateful. It’s beautiful. I hope everyone who wants one can get one in March.

3 months ago 106 13 7 3
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The council has spoken (though it did take them awhile), I must give away the final codes!

You know the deal follow, like, and repost to enter! I’ll be picking winners on a rolling basis until I’m out of codes

3 months ago 45 31 1 1

always so excited to see one of your commissions come in at work 😁

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can you do The Ruby of the Sea next? 🙏🏻

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Absolute god-tier respectable behavior from a media company. We love to see it.

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if I really need to lock in for a deadline or a tricky edit I’ll put on office clothes. otherwise i stay in pajamas until i shake off the laziness and then put on sweatpants or something.

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Now that I'm back from Japan, I'm giving away a cherish ball slowpoke code redeemable in Pokemon ZA! They are very cute 🩷

Like and repost to enter, winner will be sent a code via DM from this account on Friday, any other message is a someone scamming you so ignore it.

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