pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

I have a pride merch ideaaaaaaaa

Officially CPA, unofficially me uwu

I’m bragging if that wasn’t clear

My irl bf @parrow.bsky.social did this w/ bear to turn me and @lovethetentacle.bsky.social on at home and it worked, a lot

Shed complete ✅

Shed loading

Platform for my shed upside down

Platform for shed done ✅
Next, built the shed

But if the market pricing in for deez nutz? More economics new, after this break. 👨🏻‍💼

Trump: Was Reed Hastings forced to leave the Netflix Board because he's a SLEAZEBAG? What was his Crime, and how many did he commit? 4 ReTruths 12 Likes 4/17/26, 7:55 PM

This is one of those situations where I’m not sure if Trump has legit gossip or he just loves defamation and knows he can get away with it

Vedauwoo,
4/16/2026, 6:38:27 PM

>Knowing how Xi feels about china being called a vassal state
>👀

I like my earrings real humbleeeeee ahhhh new stem lmao

First dem candidate to say ‘only a living wage can prevent warehouse fires’ is gonna win anyone under 45 by +90%

It rocks to have economics in your side

what do you even fucking do with this, man? the president is beefing with the pope while posting AI sop pictures of himself as jesus and the catholic vice-president is telling the pope he is doing theology wrong. i am not and have never been religious and this shit shocks and bothers me.

The global project to abolish AIDS was truly one of humanity best, completely obliterated bc these fascist morons only know about cruelty

House hunters on while wfh and this lil scruffy furry Irish cub realtor showing this lovely couple around cork, wussup

A Shia-Catholic coalition, not on my 2026 bingo card but I’ll take it

the media rushes to paint the fascists as merely fighting back

You’ll never guess which party he means

Reading this like Tim Robinson going "I sincerely believe Cody is a drug addict" in the zipline sketch

they put his address in the article lmao

this is clearly a early 2000s Disney sitcom.

Hope core is spreading on tt

Hungarian Voters Increasingly Out Of Touch With Heartland America---Will This "Danubian Elitism" Prove To Be A Mistake?

Delulu mawmawwwww 💅 👁️ 👄 👁️ 💅

‘Yes you have my balls in the ball-vice, but you must agree to my delusional demands!’