Just as good as the human geyser

Pretty sure the Torah says that's bad

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Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Magic Johnson never had AIDS.

I think we should be thanking Dee Vee for this news today

Well, duh. 18 is more than 16

Well said

Nah when the moment arrives you'll default to your training. You'll be fine

I know this has been asked a million times, but one more time for the people in the back.

WHY ARE CALCULATOR AND TELEPHONE PADS MAPPED OPPOSITE OF EACH OTHER?

Right?

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They were worried about bread crumbs shorting out critical control systems at one point in space travel history, I can only imagine what damage some sperms could do

https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/crMfci1s9B

Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm

Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm

One on the right

The little flat disc tots like Braums and BK sell are available in GV too and they're pretty great

We had to let her go last year when we hit some difficult times

I haven't had the pleasure, we don't have Wendy's around here. I'll check them out when I get the next chance tho

Yeah but can you conveniently pick those up fully cooked on your way to work?

I rest my case.

Nobody does a better English muffin sandwich

Top 5 Drive Thru Hashbrowns

1. McDonalds
2. Braums
3. Whataburger
4. BK
5. Jack in the Box

Honorable mention:
Sonic tots

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS FUCKIN' WALL YOU CRAZY BASTARD OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

“derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.”

What's in it, other than trouble

Sorry to hear this Suge. Will buying more Southern and Soul help you any?