I drove a 4-door Oldsmobile Delta 88 (length 18.9ft) in my college days in Boston. To park it, I often had to bump up against the car ahead of me and behind me, and "push" them a bit. 😅

All that about Jailbreak, and he didn't even mention "Emerald"?!

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If RFK was sane, he could have recorded this speech today.

I'm an agnostic, and lately I'm feeling pretty aligned with the Catholic Church...! 😶

(at least on these issues)

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The consensus seems to be that the grey thing is a gyro slice. I think I might vomit.

Oh man, that looks good

That's cause they're too busy to post about it 😂

I dunno, I still remember the dot-com boom, when companies that literally had no marketable product whatsoever had market caps bigger than General Motors

Cartoon by @dptoon.bsky.social

Oh, man... I wasn't even hungry a second ago

Back when everyone was still cooing over Hillbilly Elegy, I told the person who showed it to me that it was a pack of lies and the guy was a dangerous fraud.

It's not that I double-checked any of his claims, he wasn't important enough back then to care. But everything about him reeked of bullshit.

😂

Jesus fucking christ
Someone make it stop

Makes me insane

With no data whatsoever to make this relevant, I'm just going to point out that that really sharp decline begins immediately after Citizens United.

I've worked on networked computer systems my whole career, and I'm bordering on being a luddite in my personal life. The only thing I want talking to the Internet is my PC and my Roku. If you try to sell me an appliance that requires an app, I'm already done listening to you.

I literally made that argument when he got elected the first time. "Ennh, he's cheating businessman and an uneducated dufus; he'll make a total fuckup of his presidency, but I can't possibly see him doing more damage to us as a nation than Bush/Cheney."

Wow, did I have to eat those words. 😶

😂

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One of my favorite albums, and a good part of what got me into hard rock / heavy metal. 1980 was a wild year in music. 🤘

theonion.com/melania-trum...

They're not the type

Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. “Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in pedophilia, I never once sexually harmed children […]

I don't know how The Onion keeps managing to create such devastatingly hilarious (and pointed) content when the daily news is already so fucking absurd... 🤣

theonion.com/melania-trum...

How come every time I take little break from social media I come back to find that the putrid orange cretin has destroyed another thing of great public value? 😕

whowhatwhy.org/science/envi...

Martin Landau (as Bela Lugosi) teaching Johnny Depp (as Ed Wood) how to hypnotize women is on my short list of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

I hate how true this is 🤣