It's dreadful.. pity really, it was great

I'm glad you do it here pal. I gave up on Twitter

Good pal. I have deactivated Twitter...Good god...every day was Nazis and porn bots.
I've moved here permanently!!

Morning old chap hope you're well.

For the second Time tonight, well done Elon.

Well done Elon.

YES!!!
It's quite bizzare how a danger so shipping can seem so...calm.

Seems like this is a distraction...

I LOVE cricket commentary, mostly because even though I am now decrepit with bits falling off, I still have absolutely no idea what any of it means. Same with snooker.

Looks perfectly fine to me....

Remake of 2 girls/boyfriend with wandering eye meme Left and right: 2 girls. One at left has Putin's head, one at right has Hitler's head. Center: An adjudicated rapist, business fraud, and insurrectionist who's been indicted on 91 criminal charges as the boyfriend.

Repost from Mastodon, original source uncredited (alas, because it's brilliant)

I'm a bus driver and I'm not horrible. I'm an actual fucking delight.

What are your thoughts on coq au vin?

Keep plugging away....

Are Dayve's feet really big?

That bench ...any longer in the pond and it might he declared a danger to shipping.

Scratch your cornhole then give your finger a good sniff...in front of them.

Happily married you say...

I see what you did there.
Again.

Good job Tim.

Yes. I have.

When an electrician gives up wiring things in he's de-lighted

Where are you pal?
It's just settled down here...Mrs Fazel has been chasing the wheelie bins up the street mind....

Does Mr Fudge like a latte?

Abahhhht time moi laverley

My Dad used to describe someone overdressed by looking to the horizon and pronouncing
'It looks a bit grim over Wills Mothers house'
Still no idea to this day.

She'll leave you in pain'.

That kids eyes are all 'Help me'

When I was **MUCH younger, I heard that Mary had conceived 'By ear'.
It didn't compute that a deity had said 'you will give birth to a child'
I thought some new deviant act was at play

**quite recently if I'm honest.

Marvellous, but do the coconut ones get caught in the wig?