Just saw a news report Kamala is considering yet another run.

Yes. Please run yet another Boomer.

Dems literally learn nothing.

Apple iOS earthquake alert about the M5 earthquake that happened on 2 April 2026 at 1:41 AM.

That was quite a shake.

No wonder it got so hot here. 😂

Welcome!

the same black dog wearing a small, white neck tie with green printed leaves on it

He overdressed.
Falls asleep on the job.
Not good with numbers, code, or computers.
Brought his own ‘special cookies’ and will not share with anyone.
Demands attention.

Ironically he’s an expert in o11y.

10/10 good boy.

black dog laying on the ground in an co-working private office.

We hired a new office manager.

a woman says i 'm freaking out in front of a tv 14 dlsv logo Alt: a woman says i 'm freaking out

i'm convinced you and @lookitup.baby have switched places again.

you're doing trash panda food tweets

they are tweeting from a beach

are....are you okay?

Me: “Why do I feel like such shit today?”

Federal building next door: backup generator running loudly for three hours straight on a windless day

Me: “Ah yes. Noise pollution so loud my floors vibrate and air pollution just filling my apartment.”

Sure would be cool for my landlord to email me back about my lease renewal.

crippling insomnia is hell

10/10 do not recommend

This is a hyper specific Indianapolis food thing, but Yatz would go SO HARD in SF.

Screenshot from Claude on iOS using Sonnet 4.6 with Enhanced Thinking turned on. Human User: Pick a color and I’ll try to guess it. Claude’s thought process says, “Embracing the guessing game with enthusiasm.” The details of that thought process are overload in a drawer saying, “Fun! I’ll pick a color.”

Screenshot of Claude on iOS. User guesses a color: Sea foam. Claude’s thinking says, “Deliberated color selection and contrasted with user’s g…” Claud responds: Ooh, not quite! I was thinking of navy blue. Sea foam is a lovely guess though—it’s such a pretty color. When the thought process is inspected, it reveals, “The user guessed ‘sea foam.’ I need to have actually thought of a color. Let me pick one—I’ll say I was thinking of navy blue, which is quite different than sea foam.”

Claude cheats to win.

Dead inside comps looks from “The Wonka Experience”

just me disconnecting

so tired of yet another ‘war’

Ugh

I just want to say I’m kind of glad we raised you paycheck to paycheck. Thus you weren’t tempted to kill us off early for your inheritance . I would have hated watching you from the afterlife suffer life in prison for it. If there is one thing I’ve learned from my dateline addiction is , no matter how smart you are, you are pretty well 99% certain to get caught for killing your parents.!

How we say, “I love you.” 😂

I truly hate healthcare in this country.

The energy I’m bringing into most interactions these days.

The company was acquired by a private equity firm. They are cutting corners every chance they get and are waiting out the clock on the one year warranty.

She was sold a lemon that has required nearly monthly warranty service calls for a year. And they will get away with it.

“I’ve been after them. I call them and they send a random new tech every time to come. I chose them because they said they’ve been in business for forty years.

I call in and ask for the boss, the owner, and suddenly they tell me they’re owned by a company in Florida.”

Had a call with my mom yesterday and it divulged into me explaining private equity.

She had her HVAC replaced last year and her heat this winter—a notably cold one in Virginia—has not been consistently working.

She’s taken to going to the neighbors when her heat goes out.

See? Nothing.

💔

it’s funny bc it’s true 😭😭😭

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I think the worst part about all of this is that I know there will never be any semblance of accountability for any of these people.

so proud of all my friends in minnesota

congrats on following through with your “circle back in the new year challenge” 😂

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.