People talk about “redemption” and “comebacks” for men who never faced real material consequences or, more importantly, actually stopped harming other people in the first place

Your prompts are...
-Cunty Horrors (cunty horror microfiction and mini-essays about cunty horror)
-Cursed Concerts (fiction and nonfiction)
-Monstrous Dating Profiles
-Batshit LinkedIn Posts
-Nightmare Grifters (horror/weird fiction about nightmarish grifters)

Sarah holds up her sketchbook across from a little girl with her face scratched out for child safety reasons. She’s drawn two squid getting Married, one is pink and one is blue and the priest is an eel.

I’m working today under art director Evelyn. Evelyn has instructed me to draw squids getting married. She was a strict director but I think it turned out pretty nice.

can't emphasize enough what a good outlet this is for your sub–diagnostic threshold mental illnesses. keeping the Family Curse (OCD, hoarding) under control by building little bibliographies in Zotero and saving all the affiliated PDFs in a special little folder with appropriate file names.

Cold so bad I’m curled up in the fetal position in the tub pretending to be a wet specimen in an evil lab

Friends, crabs, boyfriend 😂

Oh neat!! Is this from a book?

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

ChatGPT sends a Roomba into the past to kill Sarah Conner because her son reminds humans how to make toast

Football would be more entertaining if it had more plays with 3 turnovers on the same play.

One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.

More Street Fighter characters stealing each other's win victory poses.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I named my fists Lennon and McCartney because they're gonna leave your face in a jar by the door

I asked a question in 7th grade science and my teacher answered it succinctly and to my satisfaction, but a couple of other students were like “wait what” and she went “don’t worry about it, she’s thinking on another level”

i literally never think abt men if two women are on screen. who cares. theres two women on screen

The truth 🐊

recession ass sex scandal ugly people doing ugly things, brain worms aren't sexy! being a harbinger and enactor of child death is not sexy! being a miasma theory acolyte in 2025 is not sexy!!!

what we should ban from women’s sports is male coaches. it’s so jarring to watch a match, especially on mute, and they cut to some dude glowering on the sidelines

Lo’s blue green boots standing at the edge of a pavement, with a few bright yellow ginkgo leaves nearby. The leaves are small fan-shapes on long stems. The gutter is absolutely crammed with the leaves, like a flood of sunshine.

Realised there’s a ginkgo tree five minutes up the road from me! I’m going to visit it more often now.

A movie that takes place where you’re from (technically!)

Excellent alt-text 💖

love when tubi adds like a hundred more found footage horror movies and i get to go scroungin around for the MAYBE three watchable ones. get a nice little surge of that old dvd bargain bin feeling

Blakeney Point seal webcam | National Trust Watch live from the grey seal colony on Blakeney Point, where thousands of seals have hauled out on to the beach and dunes for the pupping and breeding season,

Attention: there is a webcam where you can watch the seals at Blakeney Point! Much gallumphing.

In a space-saving measure, we have traded our hippo, Lana, to the Toledo zoo for two aardvarks and a reptile to be named later.

On one hand, incredibly cute. On the other hand… they have hands or close to it! Let them inside and they’ll break into your account to buy crypto

I still mask on public transit every day! I used to get terrible sinus infections twice a year that would take me out for weeks. But in the last six years I’ve only had two, one very minor. I absolutely DGAF if people stare, it’s worth it to not lose weeks of my life to illness!

Screenshot from a Hallmark movie wherein a website called "The Search Engine" is displayed with a textbox reading "attractive missing woman New England"

i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all