Good luck 🤞

I’ve another 3 weeks until she can go outdoors! FFS! 🤦🏻‍♂️

The only impression given was ‘little twat’

The puppy just dived headfirst into my bowl of stilton and broccoli soup, how’s your evening going?

Well, technically one side of it was I guess 😂

I’ve a piece of that wall in my drawer

Disney?

Prison?

I was disappointed in the gold bar wasn’t what I was expecting

The same way I got your number, some Cornwall cottage

They were £18, they’ve dropped again. You too can be pig 🐽

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That’s a ‘love egg’ Jon

They only arrived two days ago - I will soon make a dent in those

If you didn’t take a selfie whilst there, did it really happen?

👏

The state of my pantry, you think I’d have crashed the boat and everything had fallen out, but no that’s just how it is - it’s a representation of my mind 🤯

Asdas own was £1.30 a tin, grab me some from Aldi will you next time?

Feck no!

I emailed them, apparently it’s to do with being a stronger design! - bull shit!

That just boatophobia - we ain’t all got static cupboards like you land folk 🌊

The question should be why ain’t they stackable?

£10 for ten tins!

That’s Asda price (slaps arse twice)

Perhaps a peppermint tea would help

Mine is doing exactly the same thing apart from I get a blue bar and an ombre screen

Slide down 🛝

Turn that frown upside down 🙃

Hong Kong have UK plugs too

I use “I would”

How’s sitting on the toilet? 😂

Ooooo they’re gorgeous - he’s clearly good a dancing with all these awards🕺

It might encourage rear end shafting though? 😂

Just look at how that cheese is dribbling off that roast spud, food porn or what!

I turned around and she’s put herself on a pedestal.

Probably had something to do with the fact I had just eaten a pepperoni pizza on there 🍕

But if you can’t put yourself on a pedestal…