OUR VILLAGE CODE allows for up to 8 unless you apply for a Spicy exemption which opens up 2 more approved slots

When the search engine in the movie is called like Lookster with binocular o’s YOU JUST KNOW you’re going to learn more about the hospital ward arson

AH FRIDAY NIGHT TIME TO watch 42 minutes of The Serpent and the Rainbow upend my cereal bowl and pass out worried for Bill Pullman

SO GREAT more yes correct always

Then SOMETIMES around the eighth variation I LET SLIP an unwitting snicker for which no ablution can forgive

TO THE PHALANX of behoodied leaning teens at this park DO NOT interpret my flinch-whimper as fear it was CLEARLY a warning beacon

WHERE ARE WE SOURCING wobbly hygroscopic spherules of marinara that keep chicken parms both crispy and wet in a fragile illicit balance

FORMALLY APPOINTED Worst Dad on the Block arched his brow at me in a plainly salutational manner and my own embattled status atrophied

HORROR NOISE POWER rankings are in SQUELCHING edges out CHITTERING for the top spot followed by the dark horse LIGHT SWITCH FLIP

ONE CLICK AWAY from leasing a fleet of greased creaking hurriedly-refurbished panini presses JUST TO FEEL the tremor in my credit score

The TIME is NIGH or at least NIGH-ADJACENT