Finally

and what’s the use case for having a robot that can outrun the fastest human, bc it ain’t this

Brewster McCloud

Found it!!!!! #Enochian #skibidi
#magic #magick

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Haven’t we known this would happen since “Wargames” came out?

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Were

Were those the only two options

you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too

[low whistle]
That headline is a real mask-off moment

We thought we were living in a cyberpunk dystopia but this is actually straight from Warhammer 40K. The machine spirit must be appeased using the proper rituals. Blessings affixed with purity seals will keep the cogitator functioning.

Space is cool

The sun is out, the weather is warm. The depression could just stop and be seasonal. I wouldn’t mind.

It’s Friday 🌭 #haileris

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

"No," the swordmaster said.

"One does not refuse the king," the herald said.

"I do. I will not train his soldiers or officers, I will not tell my students to join his army, I will not support his unjust war."

"You will regret this!"

"No," the swordmaster said.

I will die on this hill never having Spotify with my giant case of CD’s that I have owned since middle school still clutched in my arms

Still here, but trying to spend more time off my phone

"So, we have this room of magic eight balls, and our corporate "scientist" ;) runs down the lines of them, shakes them individually, and writes their answer on their clipboard. you know, because the magic eight balls can generate responses that uh, emulate human answers."

The. Rise. Of. Cognitive. Surrender.

Study finds that people who use GenAI chatbots rely on them 80% of the time, and develop almost no capacity to recognize when a chatbot is feeding them faulty information.

papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

That seems like a bad idea

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

“States can’t ban conversion therapy but they can ban trans healthcare. They can’t regulate ‘crisis pregnancy centers’ but they can ban abortion. The plain text of the Constitution just happens to align with the GOP political platform. Do not dare suggest we’re doing politics.”
—The Supreme Court

KOR the klingon on DS9 greets Jadzia Dax, the Trill who now inhabits a new host body that is a different gender than her previous host: Curzon, my beloved old friend! I'm jadzia now Jadzia, my beloved old friend!

Happy International day of Transgender Visibility! All my homies say Trans Rights are Human Rights / anyone who's cool knows it too. We see you out there. Choose to be yourself and know that we have your back. Much love and respect today (and every day)! 🏳️‍⚧️
#transrights #transdayofvisibility

It's really something, for SCOTUS to strike down a conversion therapy ban on Trans Day of Visibility.

A cat completely tangled up in tape from a cassette.

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

One of the nice things about teenagers is that they can make their own pancakes in the morning after a sleepover.

This is helpful, I have always hated this card