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If it's any consolation you can still go to the Isle of Wight
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VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
More furious discussion at my anti-natal class last week about the spelling and whether I should even be there, given my views.
I met a man from Tyne and Wear
You will never be in Robot Wars! 10:50 S02E03 Mettle March 9 2001
Someone in an interview (wish I could remember who) said "if I became rich I'd wear new socks every day" . I regularly think about how achievable this would be, looking at £1000 annually or something even for nice socks
A swan's arse in the air
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the river.
Bonjour.
(Screenshot of Amazon review) Five stars - Verified Purchase Spider dreams guaranteed Got these for a transatlantic flight from Seattle. Took effect about 20 minutes from consumption. I slept for about 4 hours and continued to use them to adjust to the timezone change. Every night I had the same dream about a spider wrapping me in a web very tightly and speaking backwards. It seemed very scared and was furious I could not understand what it was trying to say. 20 years passed in the dream world and eventually the spider and I became close friends and four years later we were married. Understandably our differences were too much and our relationship fell apart from the inside. My infidelity was the last straw and we never recovered from the betrayal. I would always wake up write before we signed the divorce papers. I had this same dream every night for 6 days. Great product. Highly recommend.
You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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When Jean-Paul's oldest friend dies, he has to return to Paris - with dangerous consequences.
That's GET SARTRE, ITV 2 at 7.30pm.
Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891
I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster
Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks
A piadina in the foreground and a little muppet dog in the background smiling and hoping for a bite.
Lunch views
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
I'm going to open an aviary specialising in one type of bird only - just for larks!
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
"ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE VENGABUS IS COMING IT IS COMING FOR THEE"
Lyrics are vastly overrated. Not everything needs to be deep, meaningful, heartfelt and insightful. Sometimes everyone just needs to board the Vengabus.
Every shell and terminal emulator ever with 100% confidence that they're doing the right thing for the user: ^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A
Hey hey we're the Humpties
And people say we're dumptying around
But we're too busy falling
And smashing on the ground
They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.
CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
This is basically the promise of National Geographic Little Kids but I've never seen it in shops, only by post
Mog from Meg & Mog
The original Mogger
*taps the sign*
