3rd cat in a box

My flower painting 🌹

i <3 fat ppl

I saw drew & jinkx talk about how a foot fetish is literally the least taboo taboo thing and yet people still freak out and honestly. You should worry more about people’s hands then feet to be honest 💀

I admit I'm a little resentful about how good yoga has been for my crippled hot mess of a body lolsob

A male tufted duck (Aythya fuligula)

Tufted duck in the spring sunshine.

#birds #photography

Can everyone stop being babies and move to bluesky?? Like ffs it’s not a bad app at all and anyone complaining about it is a boohoo butt

Ngl I kind of imagine Dustin is like “this is my new character for the campaign” and Eddie is like “I hate you, actually”

I saw that pic of Joseph being handed a small, duck figure at a con and remembered Eddie is VERY afraid of ducks. So I QUICKLY threw this together
#eddiemunson #dustinhenderson #strangerthings #thedustinexperiment

Me when I see some AWFUL fanon bullshit

CONGRATS!!!!

Also, people being surprised the biopic has not so great actor choices is hilarious, most biopics are like edging Weird Al level of parody, we all realize this… right?

Idc about the beetles or Joseph Quinn in actuality, I do care to know what Eddie’s singing voice will sound like. So, are we going to get him singing? Or will they Zac efron him?

There’s WAY more explanation on how: Billy, Jason, Chrissy, Steve, Tommy, Carol would’ve been in the same circle.

The kids spend a LOT of time at the trailer and Wayne loves it, Al catches wind or stops by at one point and is like wtf who’s kids are these and Wayne is like “well some of them are yours” and Al is like “wut 💀”

Billy? Still dies, rip sir. But, Eddie kind of adopts her as a sister as well especially with how much el and her hang out (with them living in the same trailer park) and so Lucas is next for the “don’t hurt my other sister” list

Eddie & Dustin are still close as ever and thankfully he doesn’t die and Eddie is like “don’t hurt my sister” to Mike, then Dustin and then back to Mike but about Will “don’t hurt my brother” and they are all terrified like pls don’t hurt us 🙏

Hop would still be really present in El’s life and still pose as a father figure to her, Eddie not so much, but definitely El

Mike is a sibling hopper 😑 he goes from el to will. Byler is real, you’re welcome.

Either: Al cheated on Elizabeth around the time she got pregnant with El OR Elizabeth had TWINS and only one showed markers for powers so they gave the baby to Joyce? Idk yet but everyone notices how similar they look right away

Wayne & Eddie are like bro how many people in this fuck ass town are we related to!?
Only two, guys. Only two, well, three, but Al is in jail

El & Ed sibling au: henderhop is real & so is hellcheer 🙏 esp because el would likely be there or sense Eddie was in danger or smth and save Chrissy. Wonder twins is still very much a thing BECAUSE, it will be mileven for a bit and then henderhop AND Will is their half brother???? Maybe?

Also, why is El literally just a kwami 💀

She’d probably end up with like genuine spider sense too and be able to do her mind walks or whatever they’re called, WAY better.

Being raised by Eddie & Wayne definitely makes her more confident and stronger in her powers tho, especially with an older brother who will toss random shit at you and tell you to ‘catch it with your mind’. He’s accidentally honing your skills

And her nickname/name being ‘el’ makes sense bc she would’ve been named Elizabeth after their mom

I’m rewriting ST:
This time, Eddie & El are actually siblings but DONT KNOW and Eddie or Wayne finds El and they end up raising her. Eddie’s mom still dies when he’s 6, but they find out it’s actually because she had El, not because of some mystery illness & Eddie is like omfg I have a sister

THANK YOU. FOI was literally fine, aside from the Paige part. His mischaracterization while people kin him but actively ignore his canon attributes is so crazy and makes me irritated everyday

I should write this in my diary just so years down the line I can be like “I was ‘upset’ over this bro I was a BABY oh my god” as I’m 52 reading 20 y/o mes diary or I’d agree with myself like YEAH BITCH YOURE RIGHT