Where'd you get your skirt?

You can't tell me what to do

If we sing Auld Lang Syne on January 1st, does that mean we should sing Auld Lang Cosyne on April 1st because it's a quarter of the way through the year?

Or "pole-itics"

It doesn't. I'm just saying that if you were going for realism, you didn't quite get there

Yeah, doesn't mean it can't be realistic

I accidentally did one of my pole routines in heels. As long as you can walk fairly easily in them, you can pole dance in them. Plus you can just grab the pole if you fall down.

Doesn't look like there's enough room to dance without hitting something.

But pole dance outfits normally have cutouts on the sides so you can grip the pole

0⁰, 0⁰ is in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Africa.

Sure they can. It just takes a bit more strength.

That happens in most programming languages.

I only opened the app recently and I see it and I last opened the app before you posted it.

Is your name JavaScript?

And Major General Stanley

Here you go

I can't remember having a blocked drain that wasn't caused by roots growing into the pipes.

What did the pole do to deserve nails? At least you can clean glue off the pole.

Also I think it might be the only time when the SQL data type TIME WITH TIME ZONE is actually appropriate.

I was born in the afternoon in Africa and now I live in Australia so my birthminute is 25:12

Real nudes or deepfakes?

Yeah but meeting in real life just means texting while in the same room

I wouldn't be surprised if someone makes an AI to talk with the dead and you somehow end up on it so your post literally becomes true.

I can't remember the last time I ate fish. I don't hate it, I just like other food more.

I haven't got it yet. The fish and chip shop is closer than the nearest body of water though.

Brb, getting a fish. Should I hold it like the normal fishing selfie or do I put the fish in the bath?

No, it's a MasterCard gift card

JOSEPH: got any rooms

INNKEEPER: no

JOSEPH: i want to see your manager

INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”

But I feel like there're some hidden rules about what shouldn't be in my bio and everyone will judge me for not knowing the rules. Also does having a few Bitcoin from a decade ago make me a crypto bro?

Do it