Every goddamn time I read something on Al Gore's internet, there's some godforsaken newfangled internet buzz word I have to google and it inevitably makes me want to fetch my bathing toaster.
i am old.
ok this day in 2024 i probably wanted to play in traffic like i do on this day in 2026.
I have lived in the midwest long enough that a reasonable answer to "What should I make for lunch this week?" is throw some shit in a casserole dish with cream of something soup and toss that bitch in the oven and then brown the cheese on top.
America.
This is arousing.
Everybody’s a little gay in 2026. Ain’t got nothing to lose anymore.
if this is how mr. krsiti noem gets his rocks off, fine with me. as long as everyone involved is safe and it's consensual.
however, i would like to humbly suggest the hypocritical motherfuckers find a crematorium that accepts walk-ins. assholes.
www.joemygod.com/2026/03/nyp-...
trans rights are human rights. period.
human rights include access to health care. gender affirming care and surgeries are life changing and often life saving for trans people.
there is not room of discussion or disagreement here.
you are seen, you are wanted, you are loved, and you belong here.
We may have taken gay rights slightly too far.
Please stop being so adorable.
I wonder what fresh hell I’ve woken up to today? Actually, I don’t want to know.
Can I get a plate?
Yes, I know about the HBO documentary. Yes, that's the same Jeffrey Mundt. Yes, he should still be in prison.
No, I haven't watched it. No, I was not contacted about it or involved with it in any way.
I need a drink and enough Xanax to tranquilize a wildebeest.
if the place i work gives me one more goddamn yeti or stanley water bottle i don't want or need...
y'all. i am hydrated. promise.
Love you Princey!
Just pretend like you’re cooking like a white person. Saves time!
i am very grateful that more often than not, convenience can trump saving a few bucks in my world.
Yes! That I knew. I read this as you quit using Siri. Now it makes sense.
Girl what
Oh. My. God.
I almost typed out your full government name. TABER.
You are a nuisance. No matter the app.
So will this 🥖. Why spend mine when I can spend yours?
@dadsaysjokes - Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
Hey Boo!
deviled eggs are so important.
Samesies.
Good. Bye.
Spock when he's in trouble:
WHY IS IT 85° IN OCTOBER? I live in Chicago, for fucks sake.
*when you had one hell of a weekend but all the charges were delayed.*