This is nasty work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

…yes

MJF is too perfect a heel to have a QB comp. Maybe Baker? But Baker isn’t on the level of the devil

A re WHAT

Every NFL quarterback’s pro wrestling counterpart Every NFL quarterback’s pro wrestling comp.

New from me on @sbnation.bsky.social

If you need a break from NFL Draft talk, i wrote 2,000 words comparing NFL quarterbacks to pro wrestlers in honor of WrestleMania.

It’s fun, it’s silly, and I spent way too much time trying to find perfect comps. Enjoy.

Send the Penguins offense to christian hell. Just a pathetic performance in the biggest game this decade.

And in the real spirit of being in the Raiders stadium, Bron Breakker drastically over pursues and misses an easy tackle

Philly is a dump
Wawa sucks
Rocky isn’t real

Let’s go Pens

MJF wore his Wardlow squash gear. And then lost in a squash to Darby.

Pro wrestling, man. Nothing like it.

Oh man, Sting being there for Darby😭

Not blinking. All In main event

Hey @allelitewrestling.com

Can I please advertise your NFL masks on The Pump Fake?🖤

No one:

My TikTok for the last 24 hours: 🎶 I shit my pants in the middle of aldiii 🎶

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Which NFL head coaches are better (or worse) than Nick Sirianni? Todd Haley and I discuss.

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Call Her Daddy is the female equivalent of Fox News for midwestern dads. If you like it, you probably suck.

Crazy how that Jaguars reporter got more shit from her peers for telling Liam Coen good job than an insider who, at minimum, went on vacation with an NFL head coach, and at most, did a lot more than that.

Since apparently we’re having this argument today, Jahmyr Gibbs is a far better running back than Drake London is a receiver.

That one time Antonio Brown freaked out on the sideline against the Ravens.

Taking my laptop to family Easter just in case Aaron wants to upstage Jesus

ESPN in a month

If the Pirates wanted a guy who drinks and drives and bats under .100, they could have signed a thousand local townies at a fraction of the cost instead of Ozuna

Just realizing I should have put people who talk on speaker phone in public in the group.

The face that runs the place

NFL replacement refs won’t have to be that good to measure up to the real ones Replacement referees can solve a big problem for the NFL.

NFL refs, the orc who killed Boromir, Duke basketball, and the ending of How I Met Your Mother.

That is the Mount Rushmore of things everyone hates.

I wrote about how terrible NFL refs are, and why replacement refs will be a net positive for the league. Read now on @sbnation.bsky.social

Sirianni looking like a 2x divorcee who woke up hungover late for his tee time.

Dan Quinn dressed like the personal chef of a biker gang

Klint Kubiak looks like a financial advisor who just told you to invest in labubu dolls

Shoes matched the dog today

What do you think the EASIEST position in professional sports is?

I would say 1st baseman.

Well that was fun