Lola timeline cleanse 🐕

(her little human sister put the shades on)

As promised, a closer look at the conspiracy theory the White House has decided to “look into”

bsky.app/profile/dave...

Are the missing or dead scientists all connected?

(No)

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

FBI Director Kash Patel sues The Atlantic claiming false reporting about drinking, absences FBI Director Kash Patel filed a defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic and its ​reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick following the publication of an article on Friday alleging the director had a drinking probl...

Someone’s gonna have to explain the Streisand Effect to Patel at the bar tonight www.reuters.com/world/fbi-di...

This feels like a fever dream headline I would’ve had during covid while making all those cicada brood x tiktoks

Vance Heads to New Talks With Iran. At Stake: Peace and His Own Standing.

the charisma king is ready for a second round www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/u...

Is there a connection to all the missing scientists? Not a credible one. I wrote about it in tomorrow's newsletter. And I'll make a video about it this week!

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Police when they arrived

It’s really just a room with two microwaves and I think that’s beautiful

One person has temporarily united Italy across the political spectrum.

And I don’t want American politicians to weaponize faith to commit horrible crimes but here we are

It’s not too late for Trump to die from severe diarrhea and pneumonia

Allbirds announced they’re an AI company now.

(nowhere in this video did I mention people eating babies or show a clip of someone making that claim)

Guy next to me on the plane is watching Joe Rogan. I can fix him (with approachable content that isn’t condescending to an increasingly wary audience).

Send us to your Joe Rogan friends: youtube.com/@davejorgens...

*random traveler plays piano beautifully at the airport as strangers stop to listen*

“Wow, humanity is amazing”

*passengers curse at airline employees over a cancellation that is completely out of their control*

“Wow, humans suck.”

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It’s fun to think about how if Dave was still at the Washington Post, there’s absolutely no way he would be allowed to tell the truth that Trump as Jesus is clearly Trump as Jesus.

Johnson says he told Trump to take down image of president-as-Jesus “I did ask him to delete it,” the speaker said.

MAGA Republicans defense:

no no you don’t understand Trump just thinks doctors wear robes, he’s a total idiot that’s all

www.politico.com/live-updates...

50 Dems introduce long-shot plan to remove Trump from office

me after spoiling our toddler this Christmas (I’ll do it again)

Connecting cool research to work done in the 70s to the Trump admin funding cuts to the Iran conflict - this video covers a lot of ground in under 2 minutes.

This is fantastic

A 10-year chimp civil war continues with no end in sight.

Is MAGA abandoning Trump, or is that just liberal wishful thinking?

I wrote about the potential exodus for Monday’s newsletter.

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The complete lack of imagination in this reboot is making it easier to just ignore

And after 19 seasons of NCIS!

POV: you’re 23, it’s 2 am and your friend just suggested going back to Wonderland Ballroom

I knew this was Bruce’s fault