I'm so excited! For once having wide fingers has come in clutch. 🙌

Me, C

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you Suck the fingers that slap you.

You could always come out to Summer Camp. ☀️

“How do you love? Like a fist. Like a knife.” -Ada Limòn

Happy hump day!

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All the windows in my home are open for the first time in months and I feel ALIVE!

Butt.

I wish my backyard had the privacy needed to take snowy kink pics. Alas, alack, etc.

i'm not the stepson. i'm the son that got stepped ON

Sternum needles. 🥰

Don’t believe the claims about ‘kids safety’ behind the push for Online ID checks. They are and always have been about surveillance and censorship.

@cassiewillson.bsky.social is spot on in this video

Body cameras are surveillance cameras
Body cameras are surveillance cameras
Body cameras are surveillance cameras
Body cameras are surveillance cameras
Body cameras are surveillance cameras
Body cameras are surveillance cameras

My prey drive has been amped up the past couple days. I need to bite someone's neck about it.

Feeling their lips on mine while my blood dripped down my arms like rain on a window pane is a feeling I won't soon forget.

wait they removed Bovino? maximum respect to the people of Minneapolis: you did this. power to the people forever

I did so much shoveling this morning and it's already snowing again. 😭

"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.

This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.

I just finished round one of shoveling and am feeling very butch about it.

Imagine trying to explain to a straight person how Janelle Monáe and Babadook are both queer icons.

Congratulations to the M3gan robot for her best actress nomination. I got to see her in a production of lost in yonkers at the Williamstown theater Festival. she's got real chops and I'm glad she's being recognized for it

Those look so good!

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I’ve added 2 important items to my wishlist: reimbursements for my upcoming grad school exams and materials to help me study for them.

Going to grad school next year will be a huge step forward for me.

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The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar

We Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You. YouTube video by More Perfect Union

EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.

It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.

Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.

So true.

I'm having horny thoughts about sharps again.

Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.

That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.

Stabbing and makeouts. 🔥🥵