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Forscore updated and CLOSED ALL OF MY TABS 😭
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It's #toebeantuesday. How did he get matcha on his foot? Who knows. 🧡
Hawaiian Tropic brand sunscreen SPF 50
Yesterday someone complimented me on my fragrance. I'll reveal my secret, it's sunscreen 😎
Orange cat 🧡
Someone got out their 12-foot decorative Halloween skeleton, made a Girl Scout costume for it, and gave it a sign that says GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Absolute genius. No photo because I was driving when I saw it. Might stop for a box of cookies later.
I decided Sunday mornings are worth more than what churches offer. I turned down a bunch of stuff for March so I can sleep in and do laundry. If I'm going to run all over town I need MONEY. Like rent money and new oboe money wtf am I supposed to do with $75
There’s only 1 person in Congress who doesn’t trade stocks, doesn’t take corporate PAC money, and has a public schedule. That’s me. And it should be the standard.
The never ending emails might do me in some day. I took away their access to my cell number which helps - the texts. Dear god. That was the actual worst.
Oboe d'amore reed! #oboe #oboedamore
Freak occurance: I gave A, and my Korg would not pick me up or show anything. I faked it, hope I didn't give a super crazy A. This was AT THE CONCERT of course.
Being important at work really does get in the way of some things, but also the time passes really quickly so... 🤷♀️
I dropped him off a couple of hours ago, hopefully everything comes out okay!
Resting peacefully knowing that he cost his people a bajillion dollars by eating something that isn't food. Tomorrow he gets a fun surgery where we'll find out what it was! (Looks like a cotton swab, is probably a cotton swab)
Get an emergency power bank / jumpstarter from Costco and keep it in your car. It's the size of a brick, costs less than $100, and it will save the day when needed. Busting it out made me feel like a Prepared Dad which is also awesome.
This to-do app understands the nature of the reeds 🤣
Director claims "we won't play it that fast". It has been determined that that is a lie
Every other gd piece of music on my stand this month has been VERY TEMPO MUCH FINGERS
The terrifying part is busting out the piccolo for that damn march. I may have asked to join in with the other piccolos because YOLO but now I regret it 🤡
I'd be "not sober" but I am trying to play the bassoon and it is confusing enough by itself 🫠
Same girl same
The worst part: he was clearly trying to trade fours or twos with me. I did not realize this at the time. I didn't want to interrupt him so I didn't play anything 💀 it is so obvious in the recording 😂😂😂
2: Poor guy had to drag me like a boat anchor. I do appear to have learned things. I'm glad I took this recording so I can remember the things, as I was definitely blacked out at the time. Glad I did it!
1. I give an uninvited lecture about the piece. The most IDRS thing that has ever happened, happened: there is a reed water mishap in the audience, which distracts me enough to end the lecture.
Listening to the illegal recording I took of the masterclass I performed in 🧵
Every time I get invited to play in a quintet, I turn it down so fast. I just hate everything about it