here the problem with the dirty soda trend straight from someone who lives in dirty soda ground zero(aka Utah)…companies fundamentally misunderstand what they are. adding cream to a regular soda is simply not enough. you must be unhinged and go further

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come visit me in SLC and we can try it together 😂😂

WHAT?? WHAT HAPPENED?? WHAT??

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something new was just posted in TEMPLE: 2026.04.14 | Thoughts on the EP (so far)

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anybody else get jealous that the mantis shrimp can see colors we can’t even possibly conceive 

the full video is up on my substack, but lemme talk about some stuff i didn't get to go over in my last chat about being ✨vulnerable✨

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how i wish i were spending my monday 😭

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cpap? more like cpapi, amirite???

i didn't 🥲

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parks are chic and you should be hanging out in them

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only thicc baddies/daddies are allowed to see/like this post sorry

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something new was just posted in TEMPLE: Page 14

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you go to the natural history museum to see the exhibits. i go to take aesthetic photos of the building. we are not the same.

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welcome to the cringe where it’s all cringe all the time 😂😂

i gotta say putting a 1hr/day time limit on all my social media apps has been such a great thing for my brain and nervous system, like why didn’t i do this sooner 😭😭

we got a cringemaxxer over here

i know this is about actual dogs, but this is v me coded 😭😭

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i'm not a model the camera just went off when i was thinking about how we often try to live up to expectations placed on us by others even if they're limiting or suffocating and how we should work on unlearning that 🥰

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i wish i could say that you were, but you’re def not 😭 the worst part was they did smell like rice crispies so it was such a let down

those and the cotton candy ones were so underwhelming 😭😭

Happy #FLEXfriday (even though it's not the brand FLEX, it's applicable)

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the world's a little blurry or maybe it's my eyes

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something new was just posted in TEMPLE: Karma (Demo)

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every time we, as a species, send people to space it reminds how cosmically inconsequential our problems are. like what the fuck are we doing, man? we have humans. in space. right now!!

we’re capable of so much, and yet? *gestures vaguely at everything* this is what we’re doing

critical hit

guess who's behind on editingggggg, so it's ✨filler content time✨

OMG SKINNY QUEEEEEEENNNNNNNN YASSSSS

you want to be rich to buy a mansion and a lambo. I want to be rich to have a closet full of fursuits.

we are not the same.

babes it’s 2026, we can move can move on from saying jockstrap. we don’t need to be saying her full legal name like that, jock will do

belleh