I think someone lied on their resume.

Government Shutdown Live Updates: House Sends Spending Bill to Senate Ahead of Deadline Chuck Schumer, the Senate majority leader, said it will likely pass, and President Biden is expected to sign it. The new legislation would keep the government open but did not include the debt ceiling...

As an 11:59 Canvas submitter, 10 mins is PLENTY of time www.nytimes.com/live/2024/12...

’Twas the Night Before 47’s Finale Don't cancel Christmas

Oh fire making is so frightful
But final tribal so insightful
With a million good reasons to gloat
Let ‘em vote, let ‘em vote, let ‘em vote! #Survivor

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But thank you, I feel seen ❤️

Truly my all time record 🥲 got all the across in one pass!

Just don’t post the other days of the week 😂

Is a mouse running across your shoes also good luck, or do we draw the line at bird droppings on your head

We all know the cat distribution system, but not enough credit is given to the couch distribution system

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Moving is discovering you somehow acquired 4 umbrellas… in San Diego?

Close enough, welcome back Katurah and Bruce! #survivor47

White man wearing a long sleeve shirt under a short sleeve one with multi shade hair gelled to one side. Man is sitting in front of a map of the world, roughly in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Only waist up is visible. Man is mid clap, but in an awkward way. Face is staring straight at it you like it knows your deepest insecurities but it’s ok, he’ll never tell.

DC’s hottest club is Trump’s cabinet. This place has everything. A puppy killer, co-chairs for an efficiency initiative, a news anchor near the nuclear codes, and Matt Gaetz.