now that earth day is over today we celebrate wind and tomorrow fire

Sorry HogsBreath, We're Sticking
With Mark Kelly, Senator, Astronaut
And Navy Pilot.......

Trump is spending $20 billion to buy back the Obama nuke deal w/ Iran he cratered b/c he thinks O’s, uh, manhood, dwarfs his.

So, we’re paying $20 billion to buy a penis pump for a 79 year old Adderall addict who has raped dozens of kids.

But we can’t afford food, healthcare, & housing for all.

I had the opportunity to confront Pete Hegseth's bigoted spiritual mentor, Pastor Doug Wilson, and call him out on his history of hate, his misreading of the Bible, his hijacking of Jesus, and his cosplay Crusading.

It was worth it.

I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.

I hate that saying “if you know you know” because no I don’t know

Less Pomp, More Circumstance!

Today in our creative reading class, we discussed Dora The Explorer while on LSD.

Exceptionalism, meet brick wall.
Brick wall, meet exceptionalism.

Artemis 2 and Tiangong space station astronauts set record for farthest distance between humans The new mark is a very international one.

Other records set by Artemis II include:

• furthest humans from a giant panda
• furthest humans from Skegness
• furthest distance between jars of Nutella
• furthest distance any human has been away from 𝘺𝘰𝘶 (yes, YOU!)

www.space.com/space-explor...

Good morning.

A practice painting by me of the this is the one thing we didn’t want to happen clip from brass eye

Seriously though they all sound fucking insane and absolutely no one should go anywhere near them. It’s not going to end well.

The best part about being an elephant Keeper? Watching an orphan you raised rejoin the wild – and go on to start a family of their own.

Join the family and help us create new dynasties in the wild: www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans

The PBS NewsHour has documented the Trump family's unprecedented conflicts of interest. Jared Kushner, a 'volunteer' with no official position, has $6 billion in assets from Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar - the same governments he is negotiating with on Middle Eastern peace. Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump have invested in drone companies that are now competing for Pentagon contracts in the war their father started. Forbes estimated that Eric and Don Jr. were worth about $40 and $50 million, respectively, before the 2024 election. A vear later, Eric is at $400 million. and Don Jr. is at about $300 million. They're using war and diplomacy to enrich themselves

In his second term, President Trump’s family, including his son-in-law Jared Kushner, and sons Eric and Don Jr., are expanding their business ventures, earning hundreds of millions of dollars and prompting fresh concerns about influence peddling and conflicts of interest.

youtu.be/WoD5ghyyBtE?...

Why, yes! Benedict Bonespurs certainly deserves the Medal of Honor!

I don’t want to be famous, I just want everyone to love me and give me special treatment

I harden off my tomato seedlings by telling them about their whoring father

The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks.

The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.

It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

We should be learning from other countries...

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

Epstein files
Make Canada 51st state
Epstein files
Take Greenland
Epstein files
Venezuela
Epstein files
Iran war
Epstein files
Threaten end of civilization
Epstein files
Attacking Pope Leo
Epstein files
Jesus picture
Epstein files
Cuba
Epstein files

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

He addressed the press and labeled the information as false. It is imperative to address this dishonesty appropriately, as such behavior is unacceptable.

Hungary's election is a reminder that no matter how much a dictator rigs the system, there's no defense against nearly 80% of voters showing up…

Remember that.

The use of POV shots in Abel Gance's Napoléon (1927) feels ahead of its time

Buster Keaton in Hard Luck (1921)

Charlie Chaplin was born 137 years ago today, on April 16th, 1889