I can't stress how much better my work day is now that I don't have to use Windows.

The USS Canyonero

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

The Atlanta Falcons are the most unwatchable team in the #NFL. Only true sickos can watch this nonsense.

I don’t see Disney crossing my palm. Good move by YouTubeTV.

...and I spoke too soon. It's back.

Looks like iOS 26.0.1 squashed that annoying Mail bug: open a light-background HTML email, close it, and the bottom toolbar actually goes back to normal.

For the entire beta cycle and first release of iOS 26 the search bar would remain a light color.

I’ve hit the tipping point of aging: the Super Bowl Halftime Show is by someone I’ve never heard of. Time to grab my walker, my pill organizer, and quietly see myself out.

we honestly should just go back to forums and message boards

🐇🐇

Took my boys to see Superman yesterday and we all agreed it was great. I do think that if you're complaining about the politics of the movie, you're telling on yourself a little bit.

Probably going to knock him out of the running for the Senate Twink Memorial Award for Belatedly Good Judgment.

Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers announces he recently got married to Packers legend Aaron Rodgers.

says man with golden toilets

Assorted Crisis Events 2 is wild. Let Deniz Camp cook!

#comicbooks

The Easter Bunny is a bunny-sized bunny. Also, the Tooth Fairy is normal human-sized.

my wife threw away my leftover Chipotle burrito bowl, AMA

*stuffs money into mattress*

Trump and stock market crashes. Name a more iconic duo.

I’ve reached the age where I run in the house and say “Quick, outside, there’s a whippoorwill!” to my wife.

We’re literally living in an Office episode.

My little man lost his front tooth today.

No, it’s not actually his birthday. It’s his half birthday but he wanted to wear the ribbon he got on his last birthday.

Sadbois unite, there’s a new Jason Isbell album out

More like Krashnov amirite?

Why’d they name it Moana 2 when they could’ve named it Moana the Sea-quel?

Happy President’s Day to our great leader Elon Musk!

I hope the ketamine flows like wine!

We’re about four to five years away from corporate sponsorships on the US flag

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.