I hope they actually do something with the sulfur goo to give the sulfur cubes an extra use.

you're telling me a gar licked this badge?

#stillsticky #garbage #comedy

well, I can think of one. he's pretty old, so his chances of dying soon are higher

I've never once told a person to stop making noises in public lol. But part of keeping these thoughts inside is also posting them on the internet for others to relate to. I don't think the passive aggressive response is necessary

Hello there person who is constantly clearing their throat and generally making nasty noises as if they have something in their throat. Might I introduce you to a little something called "drinking water". I am going to go insane if I listen to you do the haauuk sound again

Children going to different schools is not unusual (elementary/middle/high)

is it just me or is anyone else really overwhelmed by the amount of people trying to contact you at any given time? I'm getting school emails, work emails, regular emails, my friends are texting me, I'm talking to classmates for group projects, I'm in a couple discord servers, one at a time please

yippee dolphins don't drown themselves anymore

zoo2pia

I was gonna comment on this but actually I think it speaks for itself

probably not

and to have good hygiene and to make food and to eat food and to spend time with friends and family and to do my chores and to go to the store and

my greatest fear is being on the phone when someone knocks on my door. it's too much for me to handle. it stresses me out to call someone on the phone in the first place (depending on the person of course).

there need to be more hours in a day. there aren't enough for me to do my job and do my studying/assignments AND to relax and get a good night's sleep. it's bad design

you would not believe your pants if ten million fire ants

i need another sebastian lague coding adventure

why do html (and other markup language) comments have to be so stupid

/* */ would have worked fine

ChatGPTeen: It's not just a phase, Mom—it's a lifestyle.

it's like the avengers civil war posters lol

"internet smart guy"

filament? with what, even more mint?

legitimately what's the point of google chrome being able to save tab groups if closing and reopening it just signs me out of every tab and forces me to reopen it anyways

how's your poison tas- oh sorry, I meant to say how's your dinner taste

You can still say that once you're here. Free speech and all that

TIL that no one born after 1935 has walked on the moon

there are also only four people still alive who have walked on the moon, and the last time anyone was there was 1972

I'm so quirky I'm so weird I'm so different

the idea of keeping a relative's cremated remains in a jar will never not be weird to me. what if it spills?? and at what point do you decide get rid of it?? when I die, please whatever you do, do NOT keep me in a jar

don't bite off more of the hand that feeds you than you can chew

I made a realization a couple days ago that I can't stop thinking about: I don't think I almost ever sit on my butt. it's always my feet or knees or something else touching the seat instead. but suddenly when I'm in public i can sit like a normal person lol

roses are red
peas are green
elephant toothpaste
ruptured spleen