I'm beginning to think that there's not much job security associated with being in Trump's cabinet...

I would never have known about Piker were it not for the polls asking people if they had ever heard of him.

Hell, I barely know what -Twitch- is.

Hmmm... From the article: (It is not clear from the video whether Mr. Brown was in fact resisting arrest or if he was unable to comply while being beaten.)

It is not clear from -reality- whether one is ever able to "comply while being beaten."

All your bucks...
(Bucks)
Are belong to us!
All your bucks
(Your bucks)
Are belong to us!

Oh dear.... Flu + Scurvy = Flurvy. I'm tumbling down a rabbit hole.

Can you get measles and the flu at the same time? And would it be called the Fleasles?

Durag.

Kash Patel's LOLsuit reminds me of the croquet match that was cancelled for an... absence of mallets.

If you live in a place where there just aren't that many flights to where you're going, you may not want to spend an entire day at the airport. (Been there, done that.) Also, I have a wife who sincerely believes we can leave 15 minutes late and make up the time on our... 40-minute drive to the AP.

I'm sure the arrests will happen... in two weeks. Maybe sooner!

Gives new life to the line from Toy Story: "You uncultured swine!"

Pretty sure the SLS is somewhat faster, as well.

His principle witnesses are said to be Larry "Bud" Weiser and his partner, Hein E. Ken, with a possible surprise appearance from Jim Beam.

Even better with guanciale instead of bacon... More decadent. Decadenter, if you will.

A dollar says he files a defamation suit against you for calling him a piece of shit...

The Fight For New America; Big Pharma, CIA, Government Coverups & Unfair Election: 19Keys ft RFK JR Podcast Episode · 19 Keys Presents High Level Conversations · June 30, 2024 · 3h 23m

It's really too bad that we can't turn to some source that might archive such things and look it up for ourselves...

bit.ly/4th3Y8J

It's really weird that we're married to the same woman.

obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/node/328996

Iran giving up its enriched uranium would bring us right back to where we were in 2016, at least with regard to enriched uranium. Perhaps President Trump can explain why we had to kill so many Iranians and spend tens of billions of taxpayer dollars to almost bring us back to where we were?

Seconded. Or thirded, or fourthed or one-millionthed, wherever I land on the approving order.

Interesting. Can we make the case that DHS is an army?

...Oddly enough, the passage Hegseth -- who claims that God wants America to kill brown people in His name -- was delivered by a black actor.

Hey, @graze.social - I keep getting this message:

Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue.

(Also: A red banner that says "Forbidden!" when looking at my notifications...)

Couldn't find the Book of CSAR in any of my bibles. Oh well. I should probably take it out on someone because, y'know, vengeance is mine!

The schools in my district are all doing this, but I live in the People's Republic of California, where we are actually allowed to have nice things. *

* And Eric Swalwell, alas

You Won’t Believe Why Trump Thinks Diet Soda Is Good for Him Dr. Oz revealed the idiotic reason on Don Jr.’s podcast.

Source: You Won’t Believe Why Trump Thinks Diet Soda Is Good for Him newrepublic.com/post/209059/... via @newrepublic.com

I'm not sure why this isn't a banner headline:
"Donald Trump, who believes that diet soda kills cancer, assures us that Iran was on the verge of being able to bomb the United States with nuclear weapons."

!

All at once or at the same time? I must know.

Ramsey County investigating federal agents for possible kidnapping charges in Hmong man’s detainment The agents pulled Scott Thao from his St. Paul house in his underwear when the windchill was below zero.

I have no idea if this will work, but it's obviously worth trying. More of this, please. www.startribune.com/ramsey-count...