It do be like that

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Gospel of Health

Turnabout is in fact fair play

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

They think you're stupid.

Dumbass right winger Will Chamberlain tweeted saying “The proper response from Donald Trump to these Virginia shenanigans is to announce that the retrocession of Arlington and Alexandria to Virginia was unconstitutional and that they are and always will be part of the federal district”

This is the wildest response

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

(meme legally stolen from @kemiroart.bsky.social )

Every Virginia election like

General Sherman with red eyes surrounded by fire

Virginia and the Nationals both channeling General Sherman tonight

Virginia voters approve Democrats' redistricting plan, giving the party a midterm election boost NBC News projects Democrats will be able to enact a new proposed map designed to net them up to four seats, as they push for control of the narrowly divided House.

Progress reports arriving. The mansions of Chester are burning. The meth houses of Botetourt are burning. The battle flags of Fredericksburg are burning. The megachurches of Lynchburg are burning.

The colonies of MAGA lie trampled at our feet.

S O O N

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BREAKING: Storied civil rights group Southern Poverty Law Center indicted on 11 counts, including fraud conspiracy, bank fraud & money laundering. DOJ alleges SPLC fueled hate groups while raising money off threat. Ind: www.documentcloud.org/documents/28... Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

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Vulcans telling it like it is

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

And also with you :D

And note that even Primelord Bezos didn't want to afford to see The Expanse through to the end

S P A C E S H I P

American Kestrel deep dive. Toronto, Canada, April 17th 2026.
Photo by Jose Raposo

Dave Mathews in a keffiyeh holding up signs that say STOP THE GENOCIDE and STOP KILLING CHILDREN at a concert

This is not a knock on DMB but if you had told me twenty years ago that Dave Mathews would be this outspoken on an issue that Radiohead completely shat the bed on, well... I would've been surprised!

Breaking: Silly Boy reaches previously unheard of levels of silly

Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

A good omen, safe passage is assured

The Old Man of Storr, Skye

Pic: Steven Murphy

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