Happy Earth Day

You mean he didn't send them to himself?

I celebrated 4/20 by updating www.michaeledits.com/gallery.html

Chinese carmaker patents voice-controlled 'in-vehicle toilet' Seres' plans show how stiff competition in the EV space is putting pressure on carmakers to innovate.

I've edited a lot of patent applications over the years, but nothing like the in-vehicle toilet. ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/chinese...

Ever since I appeared as Shakespeare, he just keeps trying to trump me.

It's Schrodinger's Strait of Hormuz.

Whats wrong with this picture?

I am a good kitty. I don't know who did this.

It looks like I'm getting more in this settlement than I ever earned selling to my readers. Um...yay...?

My favorite dinosaurs are the ones that fly, as long as they don't poop on my windshield.

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

I like the flying dinosaurs best, as long as they don't poop on my windshield.

He's so jealous of me making myself Shakespeare that he just had to trump me.

This may or may not be the Bible's way of recommending that you use an editor and/or proofreader.

That's where all my books are now.

There absolutely will be no Trump Edits.

This must mean I'm doing something right.

This doesn't mean I make house calls.

Top queries that lead searchers to my website include "how to right a novel" and "how to write a nocel" and I'm probably grateful those didn't turn into customers.

Taco, taco man
I've got to be
A taco man

What do astronauts read on the International Space Station? Every Wednesday, Alex Johnson delves into a unique collection of titles

www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

Since the astronauts aboard the ISS have access to Who Moved My Rice?, the least I can do is give you Chapter One, absolutely free. In case you wondered how pedantic proofreaders amuse themselves. www.michaeledits.com/rice.html