>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more

Monster Train 2's first major update hits tomorrow. We spoke with the developers about it. www.pcgamer.com/games/monste...

The first of Monster Train 2's post-launch content has officially been revealed!

Get ready. It's almost time to enter... the Lost Arsenal.

Did we mention it's free? Because it is. Get a sneak peek of what's to come in the first-look preview blog:

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Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

just since I randomly saw this - basically we choose these values based on how much variety we feel the event has (i.e., Balatro has some randomness in what the options are). The Boxes event has a lot of contextual uses depending on what's in your deck so that also is more 'replayable'.

It's Monster Train 2's one-week birthday, and we've hit 300k players (and climbing!) across all platforms.

Congrats to Shiny Shoe on the hard work! ❤️

www.bigfangames.com/games/monste...

haha - well, can’t say I haven’t been tempted to pull the plug when I have a run like that.

well that's good to hear at least!

We looked into this a bit and it seems like our server connection was disrupted for a short time and anyone who submitted in that window just had it get lost. It hasn't happened again but keeping an eye on it!

hunh, going to have to look at that score thing!

hey! I really appreciate letting me know and that you're enjoying it! A big relief that folks are getting into everything we put in there and it has been great watching the reactions.

Monster Train 2 finally released yesterday, so I crawled out of my hermit hole to doodle these!! It was a joy to work on some characters and UI for the game. The art is GORGEOUS and the gameplay is super addicting, Defo check it out! #monstertrain #indiegames

Monster Train 2 x StarVaders on Steam

The Monster Train 2 x StarVaders bundle is here 🔥

Two of the best tactical roguelike deckbuilders.
Two ways to stop the apocalypse.

Grab it now before it disappears.

@bigfangames.com @shinyshoegames.bsky.social

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Monster Train 2 (Original Soundtrack), by Jordan Chin 19 track album

New game, new soundtrack! Working on a sequel is a rewarding, but sometimes tricky dance. A lot of work went into finding the right balance between nostalgia for the first game and fresh material that felt in line with the world of Monster Train.

Monster Train 2 is available now on Steam, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch and Xbox Game Pass.

I’ve put over 50 hours into Monster Train 2.

It’s a refined sequel in all the right ways and one of the best roguelite deck builders on the market.

Go play it!

Text: Monster Train 2 Out Now! Image: Little Mushroom characters “Funguy” controlling a suit of armor. The armor is holding a hand of cards and deciding their next move. All the Funguy have different expressions ranging from nervous to confident. The scene seems to be in a magical dark forest.

Happy to have worked on Monster Train 2 with the awesome team @shinyshoegames.bsky.social. Check out my art on cards like Funguy in a Suit!

This roguelike launches today on Steam, Switch, and more. There’s also a Steam bundle with concept art and OST. Thanks for your support!

Save 4% on Balatro + Monster Train 2 on Steam

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The Monster Train 2 x Balatro bundle is now live!

You don't need free time anyway.

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MONSTER TRAIN 2 from @bigfangames.com and
@shinyshoegames.bsky.social is OUT NOW!

🚂 👾 👾 👾

All aboard on Nintendo Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC!

Monster Train was released on this day 5 years ago screenshot

Monster Train was released on this day 5 years ago

🏢 Shiny Shoe
📅 21/05/2020
🖥 PS5, Switch, Windows, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, iOS

#videogames

Coming to Game Pass: news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/0...

Ultimate:
-Monster Train 2 (5/21)
-Tales of Kenzera: Zau (5/22)
-To a T (5/28)
-Spray Paint Simulator (5/29)

Standard:
-Creatures of Ava (5/22)
-Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II (5/22)
-S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 (5/22)
-The Division 2 (5/27)

Monster Train 2 launch checklist:

👹 5 All New Clans
🗡️ Stat-Boosting Equipment Cards
🏢 Rule-Changing Room Cards
♟️ Endless Mode, Leaderboards, Challenge Runs
💵 $24.99 on May 21

You ready? We're ready.

Read more: steamcommunity.com/app/2742830/...

PAX East! We’ve got the FULL Monster Train 2 experience for you to try out at the Big Fan Games booth! Every new clan unlocked, every deck possibility at your fingertips! Come say hey and play da game!

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Save 5% on Monster Train x StarVaders on Steam

We’ve teamed up with the team at Shiny Shoe to bring you an awesome bundle with Monster Train and StarVaders! 🚂 👾

Grab it here and dive into some seriously tactical deckbuilding: bit.ly/44TLj9M

Give us Monster Train X Balatro you cowards

They let me play Monster Train 2 early, and now I need to apologize to my family Hands-on | Small, wonderful tweaks and additions make Monster Train 2 feel like a whole new roguelike to master

I played too much Monster Train 2. www.gamesradar.com/games/roguel...