(Narrator: I wouldn't wait on the gai'shain for that. He was last seen somewhere near Tear, terrified as Francis the bull waded into the ocean.)

Heard in the distance: "Yes, I am sure it's this way, Francis! Jack would not lead me astray! I trust him implicitly!"

(Narrator: I am as dumbfounded as the rest of you and I'M omniscient.)

(Narrator: A few minutes later the gai'shain is seen riding out of the China shop atop the bull, screaming "To the puppy birthing, Francis!" Strangely, not a thing is broken in the shop and several previously chipped pieces seem to have been flawlessly repaired.)

Oh, I will be right there to help. I am an EXPERT in delivering puppies. Let me just grab my grolm-shaped water bottle, two pounds of bacon, fourceps (twice as good as normal forceps!), sponges soaked in salad cream, and, of course, my Popsicle stick collection.
(Narrator: I wouldn't if I were you)

BTW, it is really nice to see you, @moridin1024.bsky.social.

...just like Billy Zane.

OOC: I don't care as long as we get muppet-cyborg Billy Zane at some point.

A mock movie poster entitled "Wheel of Time...In Space" with muppet versions of the characters. The tagline at the bottom says "The pattern isn't seen...it's felt."

OOC: I am embarrassed to say how much time this took me to get it just right.

OOC: You just know iwot is going to release a press release about WoT in Space any day now.

I am so very, very sorry. It's such a hard choice to make but I have no doubt you made it at that exact right moment.

A movie poster for a film called "Wheel of Time...In Space!" Moiraine, Lan, Rand and others are dressed in futuristic clothing above a caption that says "The pattern never ends. It just leaves the planet."

OOC: Sorry, I had to. AI can be useful for some thing, I guess. Now I have toh OOC, too, I think.

(Narrator: The gai'shain has passed out from the stress of his upcoming performance and is completely non-responsive. I am sure the vast amounts of oosquai had nothing to do with it.)

OOC: Shhh! You've just given it an idea for a new show. Announcement coming in 3...2...

They are clearly the best dogs. Ratings: 14/10, 14/10 and 14/10.

Ahhhhh!!! I need to bleach my earlobes still! And wax my forehead!!!

Or put the lard in my hair! I must look a mess!

And I haven't even warmed up the bassoon or packed in the dragon's eggs yet!!!

I can tell that she is an incredibly loved little pup and I think that you will know the time when it comes. Trust your connection and your love for her.

There are a lot of us here that do and I am sure IRL for you, too.

OOC: I am so very sorry to hear this. We had to say goodbye to our little girl recently and it was the hardest thing I have ever gone through, even though she was 15 and we knew it was coming. Take care of yourself and reach out to people who care if you need anything.

What could go wrong?

Oh, I am sure you do. Perhaps I could play you some music as payment? I just got this solid steel bassoon with a number of removable pyrotechnic attachments that I am sure you will find enjoyable. Let me put on this one marked "Peligroso", which sounds like a lovely name for whatever it is.

You cannot eat it afterwards. This is the voice of WAAAYYY too much experience with this speaking here, so trust me on that.

Oh, do the snakey fox people know Tm? Could you introduce me? He seems very popular. Surely an introduction wouldn't even cost me anything, right?

It's the only thing I haven't broken...yet.

And who is Tm? I haven't met them yet.

NO ONE would want to see me there, even in cosplay form. You'd be risking everyone you meet immediately throwing hot tomato soup at your ears, and with good reason. And, as far as representing the Hinderstream, just be your awesome self, as you are a shining example of everything good here.

a man says exactly while talking to a woman in front of a sign that says only mothers in the building Alt: Martin Short says "exactly, you get it" while talking to a woman and pointing at her emphatically.

(Narrator: )

(Narrator: He sings every Kids Incorporated cover song backwards in Swedish before turning into a small dish of salmon-flavored custard.

Thought that was obvious...)

Happiest of namedays, CaddyCakes!