Coming soon!

My divorce gets finalized a week from today. Yay?

When a bull realizes its dream of being a proctologist

Too stupid to be successful. Too smart to be happy.

Brock has been semi-retired forever considering he only wrestles at Premium events

Snow leopard

Makes sense to me 🤷‍♂️

Surprisingly bad phone service though

New apartments for rent, $3000 per month

Just one more subscription service

My ex wife had cameras in the house, she would use them to try and spy on me after she decided to divorce me, so I would put hats or cups over top of them

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We are living in a society of idiots 🤦‍♂️

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Absolutely! This scared me as a kid, now I just get an awkward boner

That was another thing as a kid that I thought would be a big problem as an adult, another anxiety creating let down

If anything he died from cringe after that gawd awful GOP convention speech

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When the description doesnt match the real thing

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

I say we eat the media along with the rich

Well mother fucker

If I still have a gas powered car at that age I’ll be turning it on and using the fumes to take a long nap

I laugh when people our age talk about retirement, like that will ever be possible

Thoughts? Is it wrong if I want to ocean waves to cause the top to fall down?

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