This is incredible, fuck these super rich tourists!!!
(Also don't read this unless you're really rich, but if you are, hello, do you need me to take residence in your $5million+ pied-a-terre?)
AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter.
And I think today was an important turning point
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
A+ headline.
defector.com/president-ex...
god could do something so funny right now
Learning as I watch the last episode of DTF St Louis — a show in the key of The Chair Company that has Jason Bateman as a weatherman in polyamory-tinged bromance — that the creator also wrote the Nic Cage movie The Weather Man and whatttt did a weather man do to this guy
more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out
CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help!
The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt,
The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025,
and so on
In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has:
-Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies
-Cracked down on predatory landlords
-Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program
-Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets
This is what leadership looks like.
I don’t know what this means but I do in 2017, we would have seen takes like “actually, with that announcement, Melanie was hinting to us she DID know Epstein, and throwing Trump under the bus because she HATES him” and idk at least we don’t do that anymore
This promo tour for Melania 2: Morelania going so weird
Did…the Trump regime lowkey threaten to kill the pope?
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"I'm [NAME] from [PLACE, ZIP]. I'm calling to urge the Senator/Rep to contact Adm. Correll & remind him that he has the same legal obligation as any soldier to refuse an illegal order from this Commander in Chief."
do like middle school history teachers still teach checks and balances
what do they even say
can we maybe have someone emergency teach them to congress and the supreme court
What is it about dark comedies and weathermen
Jonathan Majors and his co-star accidentally fell through a window while shooting a scene for a Daily Wire action film, leading crew to walk off the set over safety concerns
Producers say they “don’t negotiate with communists”
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Fuck April 1st but also fuck April 2nd, the day when I repeatedly fall for April Fools' posts I just didn't see yesterday. Getting clowned on by leftovers. I hate this month.
christ millennials we have got to let the younger generations break our balls about our dumb bullshit. epic bacon garbage and so forth. did none of you learn the golden rule of ballbreaking: the more you gripe about it the more of it you bring rightly down on yourself
It’s such a delight; the tennis balls in the first episode sent me
It’s not bad!!
Having a rough week and considering purchasing a giant novelty check to cheer myself up
Come for Liz ripping on Andreessen but stay for the profound observation that if AI is inducing psychosis in regular people through yes-mannery, the very very rich are already fucking cooked. Hard-boiled, in his case.
He was holding out for something that *meant* something to him
Not to Adrien, obviously, it’s funny about Adrien
Showing the Adrien Brody Turbo Tax ad right after the Best Actor award seems unnecessarily rude
MAKE SPY 2 YOU COWARDS
Having actors use presenting the screenwriting awards to plug Marvel is an especially biting “fuck you” to words
A recent Atlantic column claimed society is allegedly "transing" effeminate boys. For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I wrote a rebuttal using my own experience as a young, closeted trans girl. xtramagazine.com/power/identi...
As millions of Americans were losing their SNAP benefits the Pentagon spent:
🔹️$6.9 million worth of lobster tails🦞
🔹️$15.1 million for ribeye steak 🥩
🔹️$2 million for Alaskan king crab 🦀
🔹️ and even $98,329 on a Steinway & Sons grand piano
✏️ by @newrepublic.com
Hulu has the weirdest “Continue Watching” UX; it’s like “well, you didn’t watch Love Story fast enough so we buried under it three shows that aren’t on now and the 5 minutes worth of an episode of Going Dutch we autoplayed three months ago.”
