Plugged and barely holding it together at the DoorDash pickup

And a meaty congratulations to all who celebrate!

I know we’re all out here taking our best swings on The Apps, but making your profile name “Temu Pedro Pascal” is a BIG swing if the likeness isn’t obvious

God DAMN I sure got dicked down good yesterday. Somewhere in the vicinity of seven to ten loads, with breaks for snacks and chats (and a few back shots in return from me). Now that’s a good friend!

When the booty call comes in advance from another country, you know it’s gonna be good 💦