1 week in.

It has gotten heavier. But the tools I have help.

Had my first dance video surpass 3 million views.

Unfortunately, it breached containment and ended up on the Italian side of TikTok and holy shit are they mean over there. Woke up to so much abuse.

Apparently being fat is the greatest sin.

🟥🟥🟥Hey All, bit of a emergency 🟥🟥🟥
I made a mistake on my final calculation!!! I actually need to raise $150 IMMEDIATELY LIKE NEOOWWW PLEASE BOOST!!!

What do you mean?

Seems I’ve been subconsciously staving off a depressive episode for weeks, but I acknowledged it today.

My first one in years. Hopefully it’s over soon.

I choose “misleading” or “irrelevant” whenever I say I’m not interested in an AI post.

Wearing black and a slick back bun in Sephora was a mistake. So many people have asked if I work here. Including other workers lol

Won both games

It's confusing to have a dental hygenist absolutely beat you up and then say "Your teeth look great! Great job!"

John Cena is a master of defusing questions designed to get celebrities to say controversial things. Truly, a master of the craft.

I will never not wear a mask in airports again. People here have the NASTIEST wet productive coughs.

U.S. COVID-19 epidemic trends map (March 31, 2026). Most states are shaded teal, indicating declining or likely declining activity. 0 states are growing, 32 are declining/likely declining, and 11 show no change. No states are in the “growing” category. Legend shows: purple = growing, grey = not changing, teal = declining, light grey = not estimated. Summary box: COVID-19 activity is very low nationwide. Weekly ED visits for COVID-19 are 0.3%. Trend is likely declining. Estimated Rt is 0.96 (range 0.91–1.05), meaning spread is stable to decreasing. Probability of growth is 16%. Overall, COVID-19 levels remain low across the U.S., with most states seeing declining trends.

USA: Epidemic trend summary: April 3, 2026

COVID-19

As of March 31, 2026:

🔹0 states have COVID-19 infections growing or likely growing
🔹32 states has infections declining or likely declining
🔹11 states show no change

Source: cdc.gov/cfa-modeling...

I miss the 90s and early 2000s before everyone thought they deserved access to you all the time. If you don’t have my home phone number you don’t know where I am.

And you’re not expecting me to work on my phone during a cross country flight.

Accessibility does not equal availability.

Dual income, no kids, six figure household and still renting/living paycheck to paycheck cause the cost of living is so astronomically high and climbing.

This millennial struggle is really getting to me lately. We’ve done everything “right” as we were told and have gotten nothing.

"Normal" in the US means "millions are suffering, but I've got mine so everything is great"

It’s also weird cause I simultaneously feel like I see a difference and don’t.

I thought 100lbs off would be starker.

I’m 18 lbs away from having lost 100 lbs!

I love using my brain.

Learning and executing bilateral movement in my dance classes.

Taking in person French class and yapping about my weekend.

Learning new songs in minutes.

Attempting to diagnose the patient before House does.

It makes me so sad that people have given up on thinking.

I don’t want to report these construction workers. Cops don’t help any situation.

I also really don’t want them beginning construction before the legally allotted time. I’m so tired and it’s too early for this.

Samsung Galaxy had an ad where they terribly edited the mouth of one of the actors with AI. I guess enough people pointed it out cause they’re running a new version where they’ve cut his face entirely and put the line over b-roll.

You could have just had the actor do multiple takes instead 🙄

Naturally woke up just in time to see the eclipse of the blood moon.

I normally sleep through the night uninterrupted but I guess I wanted to see this badly enough.

Having to accept that a bra is done, and worse yet, you have to replace it is a special type of pain.

Thank you!

Chantal takes a bathroom mirror selfie. She hikes up one leg to show that her jeans are cropped with a pink tie dye pattern at the knees.

I’ve owned these jeans for four years but they’ve never closed. Found them in the back of my dresser today and they fit!!!!

As a child, I always wanted to dress like Lizzie McGuire and Raven Baxter so this is exciting.

That’s some impressive management on your part! Congratulations!

Pharmacist said almost no one’s insurance is covering it this year.

Then what the fuck do I pay you guys for?

Insurance companies are making a coordinated effort to throttle Zepbound and I’m angry about it.

Zepbound works. I’ve lost 75lbs and my quality of life is improving drastically. Now they’re kicking me off of it unless I meet their threshold of suffering to justify it…

Why is every CVS so gross inside?

Idk why Bluesky thinks I would want to see Zionist propaganda.

You can miss me with any form of Manifest Destiny bullshit.

Late night rehearsal + 7 AM construction noise is a specific kind of hell.